Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

If you rang Sea World today, would your call be recorded for training porpoises?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Johnny J]

No, that's just a whale of a tale... :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[Kevin Marois]

Sounds fishy to me

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

[Nagy Vilmos]

Did you know that when their aquatic mammals die they play *My Heart Will Go On* as a tribute to the Sea Lion Dying?

veni bibi saltavi

[Lost User]

Rats! You beat me to it. Am a little slow today. Not enough coffee. :^)

Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

[RogelioP EX DE HL]

I called. All I got was a slap with a large trout :(

[Johnny J]

Oh Cod! :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[Corporal Agarn]

That smells of dead fish to me.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[W Balboos GHB]

Responding to this shore tide me up for a while. However, rather than speak gill of you I'll finish here. (in otter words, bye).

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[MarcusCole6833]

NO: Animal Husbandry and Customer Service are unrelated activities!

[Nish Nishant]

OriginalGriff wrote:

If you rang Sea World today, would your call be recorded for training porpoises?

Dolphinetely!

Regards, Nish

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[jeron1]

Hmm, I'll have to mullet over.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[MacSpudster]

Watering down the jokes while yet trying to make a splash, I see.