Thought of the day

OriginalGriff

If you rang Sea World today, would your call be recorded for training porpoises?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Johnny J

No, that's just a whale of a tale... :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Kevin Marois

Sounds fishy to me

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

Nagy Vilmos

Did you know that when their aquatic mammals die they play *My Heart Will Go On* as a tribute to the Sea Lion Dying?

veni bibi saltavi

RogelioP EX DE HL

I called. All I got was a slap with a large trout :(

Lost User

Rats! You beat me to it. Am a little slow today. Not enough coffee. :^)

Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

Johnny J

Oh Cod! :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Corporal Agarn

That smells of dead fish to me.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

W Balboos GHB

Responding to this shore tide me up for a while. However, rather than speak gill of you I'll finish here. (in otter words, bye).

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

MarcusCole6833

NO: Animal Husbandry and Customer Service are unrelated activities!

Nish Nishant

OriginalGriff wrote:

If you rang Sea World today, would your call be recorded for training porpoises?

Dolphinetely!

Regards, Nish

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jeron1

Hmm, I'll have to mullet over.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

MacSpudster

Watering down the jokes while yet trying to make a splash, I see.