OK, What? (Dumb Laws)
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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe. OK, then... Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces... What? It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts. I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe. OK, then... Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces... What? It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts. I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Is this an attempt to stop Trump? :laugh:
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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe. OK, then... Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces... What? It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts. I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
it is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
Well you wouldn't want it to be legal, would you?
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
not legally a pickle until it bounces
Makes sense to me. You've obviously never pickled!
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts.
It's quite a common prank for the hazing of new club members to tamper with the ball in some way. In the UK this specific jape is also illegal. It's just that it would fall under more general legislation.
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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe. OK, then... Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces... What? It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts. I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Ha! So it's legal to use explosive golf balls in Washington DC?! ;P
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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe. OK, then... Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces... What? It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts. I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
This is what happens once you try and make common sense a specific law
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
That's nothing, they also have a law as follows: "It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list." and "It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon." :sigh:
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts.
Well now that agrees with Maui County, Hawai’i – "You will be fined for assembling an atomic device." So basically you can assemble it in Utah and detonate it in Hawai'i BUT not vice versa :doh:
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces
I guess it makes more sense to if it is a pickle or not based on that, but now you also get the following rule: "It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway." So kids, remember if you want to discharge you weapon for the highway, make either sure it is not a public highway or just ensure you are far enough from the highway to be cleared from the law if you discharge your weapon. :|
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Is this an attempt to stop Trump? :laugh:
No, it's in his support, subliminally expressing "Hey, at least Trump ain't this dumb!"
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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe. OK, then... Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces... What? It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts. I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
My favorite is: It is illegal to get fish drunk in Oklahoma