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    Jacquers
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    I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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      I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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      F ES Sitecore
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      Stuart Francis :)

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        I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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        Johnny J
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        Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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          Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
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          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          Mark_Wallace
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          But it works so much better with a South African accent!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Stuart Francis :)

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            9082365
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            Amongst 20,000 others who've stolen it, yup!

            I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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              Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              9082365
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              Your joke? It was doing the rounds on t'interwebs way back in 2001!

              I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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                Mike Hankey
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                Is that why your name is One Way? :)

                New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
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                  Your joke? It was doing the rounds on t'interwebs way back in 2001!

                  I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                  Johnny J
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                  Of course it is! Are you calling me a liar? ;P

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
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                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
                  -----
                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                  Me, all the time

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                    Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    CBadger
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                    Johnny J. wrote:

                    Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:

                    If it is unused and unread, does it count as stealing? At least now it has comments. I am just saying.... The signs are there you know! :-\ I have no coat, can I take yours?

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                      Johnny J. wrote:

                      Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:

                      If it is unused and unread, does it count as stealing? At least now it has comments. I am just saying.... The signs are there you know! :-\ I have no coat, can I take yours?

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                      Johnny J
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                      CBadger wrote:

                      I have no coat, can I take yours?

                      I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                        CBadger wrote:

                        I have no coat, can I take yours?

                        I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
                        -----
                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        CBadger
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                        Johnny J. wrote:

                        I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:

                        1. How do you know how hot h*** is? :doh: 2. A raincoat is not used for getting warmer, just staying dry :rolleyes:

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                          Johnny J. wrote:

                          I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:

                          1. How do you know how hot h*** is? :doh: 2. A raincoat is not used for getting warmer, just staying dry :rolleyes:

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                          Johnny J
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                          CBadger wrote:

                          1. How do you know how hot h*** is?

                          Been there, done that, got the divorce... ;)

                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                          Anonymous
                          -----
                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                          -----
                          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                          Me, all the time

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                            CBadger wrote:

                            1. How do you know how hot h*** is?

                            Been there, done that, got the divorce... ;)

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                            Anonymous
                            -----
                            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                            Winston Churchill, 1944
                            -----
                            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                            Me, all the time

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                            CBadger
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                            Johnny J. wrote:

                            Been there, done that, got the divorce... ;)

                            Was it at least hot and heavy in the thralls of passion? I do not want to put heat on the search for her x-husband, but did you burn all the evidence at least? :rolleyes:

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