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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeBut it works so much better with a South African accent!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stuart Francis :)
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Is that why your name is One Way? :)
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Your joke? It was doing the rounds on t'interwebs way back in 2001!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
Of course it is! Are you calling me a liar? ;P
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
If it is unused and unread, does it count as stealing? At least now it has comments. I am just saying.... The signs are there you know! :-\ I have no coat, can I take yours?
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Johnny J. wrote:
If it is unused and unread, does it count as stealing? At least now it has comments. I am just saying.... The signs are there you know! :-\ I have no coat, can I take yours?
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I have no coat, can I take yours?
I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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CBadger wrote:
I have no coat, can I take yours?
I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:
1. How do you know how hot h*** is? :doh: 2. A raincoat is not used for getting warmer, just staying dry :rolleyes:
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Johnny J. wrote:
I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:
1. How do you know how hot h*** is? :doh: 2. A raincoat is not used for getting warmer, just staying dry :rolleyes:
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1. How do you know how hot h*** is?
Been there, done that, got the divorce... ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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CBadger wrote:
1. How do you know how hot h*** is?
Been there, done that, got the divorce... ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
Been there, done that, got the divorce... ;)
Was it at least hot and heavy in the thralls of passion? I do not want to put heat on the search for her x-husband, but did you burn all the evidence at least? :rolleyes:
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