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  • R Ravi Bhavnani

    Your humor kills me. /ravi

    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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    Johnny J
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    So? Was it a surprise or not??? :confused:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      With a meticulous assassin, you get "the victim is history". With an imaginative assassin, it's "the victim is geography". :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Johnny J
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      So, who should you hire to get an alternative ending? :confused:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Oh, I dunno. There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough! :laugh: The Imaginative Assassin could probably charge a premium for "special" jobs.

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        MarcusCole6833
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        I guess if I m hiring an assassin I more concerned with the end result and a lack of breadcrumbs back to thyself; so meticulous appeals more to me! If the result is utter revenge I see imaginative as an ideal quality! I guess 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Does an imaginative assassin specialise in surprise endings?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          9082365
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          It was only after some very unfortunate events that he realised the careers counsellor had told him to be constantly improving his skills!

          I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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            So? Was it a surprise or not??? :confused:

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
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            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
            Me, all the time

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            Ravi Bhavnani
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            You're dying to know, aren't you? /ravi

            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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            • R Ravi Bhavnani

              You're dying to know, aren't you? /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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              jeron1
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              I predict this thread will be another dead end.

              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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              • J jeron1

                I predict this thread will be another dead end.

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                OriginalGriff
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                It could hit the headlines!

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  It could hit the headlines!

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  jeron1
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                  You're right on the mark.

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                  • J jeron1

                    You're right on the mark.

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    Why do I get the feeling you're targeting him? /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    • J Johnny J

                      So, who should you hire to get an alternative ending? :confused:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      9082365
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                      The assassin with the switchblade, obviously!

                      I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Oh, I dunno. There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough! :laugh: The Imaginative Assassin could probably charge a premium for "special" jobs.

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough

                        My list: 1. The Microsoft Device Driver group. 2. The Lotus Notes development team. 3. The entire InstallShield company staff (if they still exist as an operating unit). ...

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough

                          My list: 1. The Microsoft Device Driver group. 2. The Lotus Notes development team. 3. The entire InstallShield company staff (if they still exist as an operating unit). ...

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          I'd slide McAfee and Symantec in near the top of that...and the f'tards that write RansomWare.

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            I'd slide McAfee and Symantec in near the top of that...and the f'tards that write RansomWare.

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            Good candidates as well. Symantec and InstallShield deserve extra attention for taking once great product lines and making them suck so hard they have an event horizon.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Good candidates as well. Symantec and InstallShield deserve extra attention for taking once great product lines and making them suck so hard they have an event horizon.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Lost User
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                              Quote:

                              making them suck so hard they have an event horizon

                              :thumbsup: :laugh:

                              Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Does an imaginative assassin specialise in surprise endings?

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                W Balboos GHB
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                                Of corpse you expect people to join you in this. Well - it's not that bad a pun. Carrion with what you are doing.

                                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                • G Gary Wheeler

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough

                                  My list: 1. The Microsoft Device Driver group. 2. The Lotus Notes development team. 3. The entire InstallShield company staff (if they still exist as an operating unit). ...

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  W Balboos GHB
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                                  Might I please add in: Customer Support at Virgin Mobil Customer Support at Roku Can one add a few bucks to the contract to ensure it's done painfully?

                                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                  "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                  • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                    Why do I get the feeling you're targeting him? /ravi

                                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                    jeron1
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                                    Of corpse I'm not!

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                    • J jeron1

                                      Of corpse I'm not!

                                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                                      OK, let's bury this argument. /ravi

                                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                        Quote:

                                        making them suck so hard they have an event horizon

                                        :thumbsup: :laugh:

                                        Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                                        glennPattonWork3
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                                        Ah you got that before I had chance.

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                                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                          OK, let's bury this argument. /ravi

                                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                          jeron1
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                                          Alright, so long as there are no grave consequences.

                                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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