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Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :- "Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows" :laugh: :laugh: And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.. "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages" :laugh: :laugh:
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Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :- "Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows" :laugh: :laugh: And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.. "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages" :laugh: :laugh:
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1986 called... they want their joke back.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Mike Mullikin wrote:
1986 called
First ever Windows Store opened in 2011. Just saying! :^)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yeah and the first Apple store opened in 2001... Don't be so pedantic.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
Pedantic? Shirly, you jest. Pointing out that a reference to 30 years ago could not actually reference something older than 15 years ago doesn't pass muster round these parts for "pedantic"... ;P Try rolling in 1/2 way through the day and at the end when you claim to have been there for 8 hours and your boss says you've only been there for 1/2 of the day, tell him he's just being pedantic. :laugh:
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Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :- "Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows" :laugh: :laugh: And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.. "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages" :laugh: :laugh:
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Main Method in C#So funny story, but at the MOA (Mall of America) there is an Apple store and a Microsoft store right across from it. Well being who I am, I rarely go into Apple. However my family owns some apples products and we do go in occasionally. Anyways, the store seriously smells like a stale fart mixed with geeky BO. It is terrible. There are quite a few people in there, and I can't help but think, my gawd people you all stink and are hanging out in this stinky store with stinky overpriced products. Enjoy. Wander over to MS. Nice refreshing air. So while the above is a joke. If you are ever in the MOA you will realize there is a weird ironic truth to the joke. I live close to the MOA, and this isn't just a one or two time thing. Apple store smells like butt. Microsoft store smells like awesomeness.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
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So funny story, but at the MOA (Mall of America) there is an Apple store and a Microsoft store right across from it. Well being who I am, I rarely go into Apple. However my family owns some apples products and we do go in occasionally. Anyways, the store seriously smells like a stale fart mixed with geeky BO. It is terrible. There are quite a few people in there, and I can't help but think, my gawd people you all stink and are hanging out in this stinky store with stinky overpriced products. Enjoy. Wander over to MS. Nice refreshing air. So while the above is a joke. If you are ever in the MOA you will realize there is a weird ironic truth to the joke. I live close to the MOA, and this isn't just a one or two time thing. Apple store smells like butt. Microsoft store smells like awesomeness.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
The stink at the Apple store was all the surrendered Windoze systems they were storing in the backroom of those moving the Apple. The pleasant smell at the Microshaft store was the 1 Apple unit they had there to "compare" with, as their competitor, of course. Yup..
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Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :- "Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows" :laugh: :laugh: And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.. "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages" :laugh: :laugh:
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