#SoftwareDevelopmentIs
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Not certain what is the point of "this" ? :confused: You feel that aggravated by the OP that you feel you need to answer this ? I wonder sometimes if CP is becoming an exclusive member only club.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote:
I wonder sometimes if CP is becoming an exclusive member only club.
Certain things on CP have been for a long time. :^)
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Software development is the process of computer programming, documenting, testing, and bug fixing involved in creating and maintaining applications and frameworks involved in a software release life cycle and resulting in a software product. The term refers to a process of writing and maintaining the source code, but in a broader sense of the term it includes all that is involved between the conception of the desired software through to the final manifestation of the software, ideally in a planned and structured process.[1] Therefore, software development may include research, new development, prototyping, modification, reuse, re-engineering, maintenance, or any other activities that result in software products.[2] Software can be developed for a variety of purposes, the three most common being to meet specific needs of a specific client/business (the case with custom software), to meet a perceived need of some set of potential users (the case with commercial and open source software), or for personal use (e.g. a scientist may write software to automate a mundane task). Embedded software development, that is, the development of embedded software such as used for controlling consumer products, requires the development process to be integrated with the development of the controlled physical product. System software underlies applications and the programming process itself, and is often developed separately. The need for better quality control of the software development process has given rise to the discipline of software engineering, which aims to apply the systematic approach exemplified in the engineering paradigm to the process of software development. There are many approaches to software project management, known as software development life cycle models, methodologies, processes, or models. The waterfall model is a traditional version, contrasted with the more recent innovation of agile software development. Contents [hide] 1 Methodologies 2 Software development activities 2.1 Identification of need 2.2 Planning 2.3 Designing 2.4 Implementation, testing and documenting 2.5 Deployment and maintenance 2.6 Other 3 Subtopics 3.1 View model 3.2 Business process and data modelling 3.3 Computer-aided software engineering 3.4 Integrated development environment 3.5 Modeling language 3.6 Programming paradigm 3.7 Software framework 4 See also 4.1 Roles and industry 4.2 Specific applications 5 References 6 Further reading Methodologies[edit] This section does not cite any sources. Pleas
Comes in at under 140,000 characters, so post it!
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Not certain what is the point of "this" ? :confused: You feel that aggravated by the OP that you feel you need to answer this ? I wonder sometimes if CP is becoming an exclusive member only club.
I'd rather be phishing!
If you have uncertainties about Marc's posting, just pick the 140 characters of it that you like best, and remember them. ... And try to get the joke, for Heaven's sake!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you have uncertainties about Marc's posting, just pick the 140 characters of it that you like best, and remember them. ... And try to get the joke, for Heaven's sake!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've been a member for a long time. I am just not a cool kid. I don't know how to get the points I guess. Honestly not worried about it. Just thought there might be some creative responses. Maybe Not. :)
Pat O
pdohara wrote:
I don't know how to get the points I guess.
In my case, you just talk bollocks in the Lounge. In the case of people like Marc, Griff, and JSOP (and others -- you're not unnoticed, but I'm a lazy typist), you publish articles that help others, and help others fix problems that they've been struggling with. The only exclusive cliques I've seen in CP are based on religion, which -- although intolerable --is the same everywhere, and is best ignored. Don't knock guys who are doing so much to actually help their fellow devs. Take a poke at me, instead. All I do is talk bollocks, and I'm always happy to have a barney.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you have uncertainties about Marc's posting, just pick the 140 characters of it that you like best, and remember them. ... And try to get the joke, for Heaven's sake!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
And try to get the joke, for Heaven's sake!
Ding! we have a winner! :)
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Take to twitter and let's see what people come up with. Or answer here, but keep it short, really short.
Pat O
Software Development is for people who have a life and imagination. It's not for twitter-heads.
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Just out of interest what's my take away? What was the point? Was it a joke? You are a "Protector" so I am guessing you are on Code Project a great deal. I am wondering what the goal was. This is not me being snarky, I thought about trying to be snarky but I am not good at it. I tend to sound mean when I try to be snarky. Perhaps you were trying to be snarky? Not that you sounded mean. I really have no idea what to make of your post. I feel like I should pay attention cause you have creds. Maybe not.
Pat O
He was joking for gods sake. The use of the word 'twitter' is an invitation for jokes here. That's the take away.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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i.e. you didn't get the joke. It's the CP Lounge, eh? Look for a joke, before looking for trouble.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Take to twitter and let's see what people come up with. Or answer here, but keep it short, really short.
Pat O
... a great way to meet girls. Girls who signed up for a programming class accidently. And then realized that they couldn't do it (note that this does not include the great many female developers who actually rock!). Then realized that there were a bunch of guys eager to help them. :cool:
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... a great way to meet girls. Girls who signed up for a programming class accidently. And then realized that they couldn't do it (note that this does not include the great many female developers who actually rock!). Then realized that there were a bunch of guys eager to help them. :cool:
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i.e. you didn't get the joke. It's the CP Lounge, eh? Look for a joke, before looking for trouble.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just going out on a limb here but I suspect Marc was in fact being snarky while trying to express the sentiment that #SoftwareDevelopmentIs way too broad a subject to sum up in 140 characters.
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Mike Mullikin wrote:
Just going out on a limb here but I suspect Marc was in fact being snarky while trying to express the sentiment that #SoftwareDevelopmentIs way too broad a subject to sum up in 140 characters.
Bingo Marc
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Just out of interest what's my take away? What was the point? Was it a joke? You are a "Protector" so I am guessing you are on Code Project a great deal. I am wondering what the goal was. This is not me being snarky, I thought about trying to be snarky but I am not good at it. I tend to sound mean when I try to be snarky. Perhaps you were trying to be snarky? Not that you sounded mean. I really have no idea what to make of your post. I feel like I should pay attention cause you have creds. Maybe not.
Pat O
Yes, snarky. :) Actually, I totally forgot to click on the "joke" icon.
pdohara wrote:
I feel like I should pay attention cause you have creds.
Dang, you are TOO nice. OK, here goes: Software Development is the process, partly art, partly science, in which a repeatable (albeit possibly highly complex) process (notice the fractalization?) is analyzed sufficiently such that the process can be reproduced in code, including accounting for random events such as user input. A bit more than the 140 character limit, but it's hard to get the entire concept whittled down to its bare essentials. [edit] I should get brownie points for what I think is actually the first serious answer you've gotten. [/edit] Marc
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Take to twitter and let's see what people come up with. Or answer here, but keep it short, really short.
Pat O
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Yes, snarky. :) Actually, I totally forgot to click on the "joke" icon.
pdohara wrote:
I feel like I should pay attention cause you have creds.
Dang, you are TOO nice. OK, here goes: Software Development is the process, partly art, partly science, in which a repeatable (albeit possibly highly complex) process (notice the fractalization?) is analyzed sufficiently such that the process can be reproduced in code, including accounting for random events such as user input. A bit more than the 140 character limit, but it's hard to get the entire concept whittled down to its bare essentials. [edit] I should get brownie points for what I think is actually the first serious answer you've gotten. [/edit] Marc
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Yes, snarky. :) Actually, I totally forgot to click on the "joke" icon.
pdohara wrote:
I feel like I should pay attention cause you have creds.
Dang, you are TOO nice. OK, here goes: Software Development is the process, partly art, partly science, in which a repeatable (albeit possibly highly complex) process (notice the fractalization?) is analyzed sufficiently such that the process can be reproduced in code, including accounting for random events such as user input. A bit more than the 140 character limit, but it's hard to get the entire concept whittled down to its bare essentials. [edit] I should get brownie points for what I think is actually the first serious answer you've gotten. [/edit] Marc
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First "serious" answer here. I appreciate that this is the Lounge and Jokes are pretty normal. I really did not get it as a Joke, and still don't. I appreciate that people here think twitter is a Joke, just as people on stack overflow think that Code Project is a joke. At least those that have heard of Code Project. I tend not to pay attention to what is common knowledge. In any situation there are any number of things that are obvious, intuitive and wrong. :)
Pat O
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Just out of interest what's my take away? What was the point? Was it a joke? You are a "Protector" so I am guessing you are on Code Project a great deal. I am wondering what the goal was. This is not me being snarky, I thought about trying to be snarky but I am not good at it. I tend to sound mean when I try to be snarky. Perhaps you were trying to be snarky? Not that you sounded mean. I really have no idea what to make of your post. I feel like I should pay attention cause you have creds. Maybe not.
Pat O
It seems you didn't got the idea of the Lounge...Nothing serious here (except the RIP posts)...
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Take to twitter and let's see what people come up with. Or answer here, but keep it short, really short.
Pat O
140 chars, on twitter?
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