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  • J jpg 0

    you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch

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    Lost User
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    I have kids and what I've found is that when asked who your "favourite child" is, you're expected to pick from one of your own.

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      I have kids and what I've found is that when asked who your "favourite child" is, you're expected to pick from one of your own.

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      Johnny J
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      LOL :laugh: How about "None of the above?" :rolleyes: Actually, that sounds quite funny. If I HAD had children, I would secretly have pulled each of them aside, one at a time, and whispered to them: "You're my favourite child", and then sat back with a cold one to watch the show... :-\

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      • J jpg 0

        you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch

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        super
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        I have 8 year old daughter and I can say, it doesn't hold true at least in my household.

        .jpg wrote:

        everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them

        She is so great with mspaint and uses mouse effectively

        .jpg wrote:

        Windows is hard for them to use

        She uses is with ease at least for what she wants.

        .jpg wrote:

        No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want

        Wrong again, She actually types to search and uses voice search only to show me how stupid it is because It doesn't understand her.

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        damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch

        That's so wrong in all level. She is the boss and uses it effectively. She has patience to type in youtube search via tv remote.

        cheers,

        Super

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        • J jpg 0

          you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch

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          Chris Copeland
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          I have no children, so I most certainly cannot comment on the validity of those statements. However, I will admit to touching laptop monitors to test whether they're touch-screen. Sometimes it's fun to do it to someone else's laptop, even when you know it isn't touch-screen.

          MQ / Tor.NET / Angry Potato

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          • J jpg 0

            you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch

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            W Balboos GHB
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            Considering the obvious result of your child-rearing skills, I can heartily suggest sterilization A.S.A.P.   For the benefit of the species and all that. It is also advised that your ask your spawn to embrace negative population growth, as well, lest the genetic material that produced such shining examples of ***** manage to propagate.

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • Z ZurdoDev

              I totally believed the post until you posted your reply. Thanks for debunking it. ;P

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              You're welcome. Saves you having to go and do a Madonna ;P

              This space for rent

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                You're welcome. Saves you having to go and do a Madonna ;P

                This space for rent

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                Johnny J
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                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                Saves you having to go and do a Madonna

                Good thing, I don't think he would have looked good in a cone bra either... :doh:

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                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                • J jpg 0

                  you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch

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                  ZurdoDev
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                  It's funny how many people are taking this as actual claimed facts instead of just your own observations. Some people just love to argue. :-\

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  • Z ZurdoDev

                    It's funny how many people are taking this as actual claimed facts instead of just your own observations. Some people just love to argue. :-\

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    Johnny J
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                    RyanDev wrote:

                    Some people just love to argue.

                    No we don't! :doh:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
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                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                      RyanDev wrote:

                      Some people just love to argue.

                      No we don't! :doh:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      ZurdoDev
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                      That didn't take long. :-\

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      • Z ZurdoDev

                        That didn't take long. :-\

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        Dan Neely
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                        Yes it did.

                        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                          Yes it did.

                          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                          ZurdoDev
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                          42. ;P Let's see you argue against 42.

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            42. ;P Let's see you argue against 42.

                            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            Dan Neely
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                            Liquid Nitrogen.

                            Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                              Liquid Nitrogen.

                              Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                              ZurdoDev
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                              No, but I would have accepted bacon.

                              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                RyanDev wrote:

                                Some people just love to argue.

                                No we don't! :doh:

                                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                Anonymous
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                                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                Me, all the time

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                                W Balboos GHB
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                                + for the obvious but absolutely necessary reply.

                                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                • J jpg 0

                                  you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch

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                                  Simon_Whale
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                                  1. No they are all competent with Windows 2. Yes, but only when they want Siri to rap or ask google something stupid. 3. Also no, if they are too young to use the remote they just ask us to turn over.

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                                    No, but I would have accepted bacon.

                                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                    Dan Neely
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                                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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