If you have kids...
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you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch
I have no children, so I most certainly cannot comment on the validity of those statements. However, I will admit to touching laptop monitors to test whether they're touch-screen. Sometimes it's fun to do it to someone else's laptop, even when you know it isn't touch-screen.
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you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch
Considering the obvious result of your child-rearing skills, I can heartily suggest sterilization A.S.A.P. For the benefit of the species and all that. It is also advised that your ask your spawn to embrace negative population growth, as well, lest the genetic material that produced such shining examples of ***** manage to propagate.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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I totally believed the post until you posted your reply. Thanks for debunking it. ;P
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
You're welcome. Saves you having to go and do a Madonna ;P
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You're welcome. Saves you having to go and do a Madonna ;P
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Saves you having to go and do a Madonna
Good thing, I don't think he would have looked good in a cone bra either... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch
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It's funny how many people are taking this as actual claimed facts instead of just your own observations. Some people just love to argue. :-\
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
Some people just love to argue.
No we don't! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
RyanDev wrote:
Some people just love to argue.
No we don't! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
That didn't take long. :-\
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Yes it did.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Yes it did.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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42. ;P Let's see you argue against 42.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Liquid Nitrogen.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Liquid Nitrogen.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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RyanDev wrote:
Some people just love to argue.
No we don't! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time+ for the obvious but absolutely necessary reply.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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you would notice that: - everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them - Windows is hard for them to use - No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want - damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch
1. No they are all competent with Windows 2. Yes, but only when they want Siri to rap or ask google something stupid. 3. Also no, if they are too young to use the remote they just ask us to turn over.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No, but I would have accepted bacon.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
