Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Fine, I'll jump on the "I hate Microsoft" bandwagon

Fine, I'll jump on the "I hate Microsoft" bandwagon

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
67 Posts 26 Posters 2 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • M Mark_Wallace

    Is there a chapter and verse that gives a get-out from wearing flares and an afro?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

    Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Offline
    Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Offline
    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
    wrote on last edited by
    #22

    Maybe...

    Deuteronomy 22, 5:

    A woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment...

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

    M 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • Z ZurdoDev

      You're still missing what namespace the function is in. :doh:

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

      M Offline
      M Offline
      Mark_Wallace
      wrote on last edited by
      #23

      Don't bother me with petty details when I'm in panic mode! Looks like I've always used Substring, anyway. Strange, that. It feels like I've used Left much more recently than I've used VB. {Insert Sid James comment here]

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

        Maybe...

        Deuteronomy 22, 5:

        A woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment...

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

        M Offline
        M Offline
        Mark_Wallace
        wrote on last edited by
        #24

        That's close enough for me!

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • Z ZurdoDev

          So, C# has no left method on a string? :omg: :omg: It would be so easy to add one, lazy Microsoft C# developers. So, use substring. Whoops. Nope. Errors if you give it a length that is longer than the string. I miss VB. :sigh:

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

          L Offline
          L Offline
          Lost User
          wrote on last edited by
          #25

          RyanDev wrote:

          I miss VB. :sigh:

          ..a special place in Hell.

          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • M Mark_Wallace

            Oh, there is, but the definition of the word "music" has changed to be something to do with money for nothing.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

            L Offline
            L Offline
            Lost User
            wrote on last edited by
            #26

            Quote:

            the definition of the word "music" has changed to be something to do with money for nothing

            You nailed it! In a few words you nailed it! Modern music is nothing and worth nothing! Now: How are we going to convince poor souls like Sander that this is true? :-D

            Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

            M 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • L Lost User

              Quote:

              the definition of the word "music" has changed to be something to do with money for nothing

              You nailed it! In a few words you nailed it! Modern music is nothing and worth nothing! Now: How are we going to convince poor souls like Sander that this is true? :-D

              Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

              M Offline
              M Offline
              Mark_Wallace
              wrote on last edited by
              #27

              I'd suggest a 22oz Estwing and a bunch of four-inch nails.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • Z ZurdoDev

                So, C# has no left method on a string? :omg: :omg: It would be so easy to add one, lazy Microsoft C# developers. So, use substring. Whoops. Nope. Errors if you give it a length that is longer than the string. I miss VB. :sigh:

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

                G Offline
                G Offline
                glennPattonWork3
                wrote on last edited by
                #28

                Quote:

                I miss VB.

                Well someone has to, I suppose...

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • S Scott Serl

                  Here you go:

                      public static string Left(this string theString, int length)
                      {
                          int sz = length > theString.Length + 1 ? theString.Length:length;
                  
                          return theString.Substring(0, sz);
                      }
                  
                  Richard DeemingR Offline
                  Richard DeemingR Offline
                  Richard Deeming
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #29

                  No need to call Substring if the length is greater than (or equal to) the string's length. And you'll get a NullReferenceException if the string is null, whereas VB would return an empty string instead. Seems like an odd choice, but when you're pandering to these VB devs... :rolleyes:

                  public static string Left(this string theString, int length)
                  {
                  if (length < 0) throw new ArgumentOutOfRangeException(nameof(length));
                  if (theString == null || length == 0) return string.Empty;
                  if (theString.Length <= length) return theString;
                  return theString.Substring(0, length);
                  }

                  Now, let's hope he doesn't ask for a C# version of this VB6 abomination:

                  Dim s As String = "He11o"
                  Mid$(s, 3, 2) = "ll"


                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • 9 9082365

                    RyanDev wrote:

                    Errors if you give it a length that is longer than the string.

                    As one would jolly well hope it did. I don't see why MS should take stick for your faulty programming logic.

                    I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

                    D Offline
                    D Offline
                    dandy72
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #30

                    Well, he did mention VB. Which teaches everyone bad habits.

                    S 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • Z ZurdoDev

                      So, C# has no left method on a string? :omg: :omg: It would be so easy to add one, lazy Microsoft C# developers. So, use substring. Whoops. Nope. Errors if you give it a length that is longer than the string. I miss VB. :sigh:

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

                      S Offline
                      S Offline
                      Super Lloyd
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #31

                      Oh my, you are the quick to hate type, are you not? One tiny method missing and *boom* I hate you MS! That escalated rather quickly! :O At any rate I give you here, free of charge, a solution to use for your own coding pleasure! No, no, no, there is no need to thank me!

                      public static class StringExtensions {
                      public static string Left(this string s, int n) {
                      if (n >= s.Length)
                      return "";
                      return s.Substring(s.Length - n);
                      }
                      }

                      All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

                      J D Z 3 Replies Last reply
                      0
                      • Z ZurdoDev

                        So, C# has no left method on a string? :omg: :omg: It would be so easy to add one, lazy Microsoft C# developers. So, use substring. Whoops. Nope. Errors if you give it a length that is longer than the string. I miss VB. :sigh:

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

                        B Offline
                        B Offline
                        BillWoodruff
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #32

                        While I cherish the myriad weirdnesses I am aware of in my long-term relationship with C#, the absence of 'Left would not qualify. Welcome to Linq: [^]. Unless there's something you just can't stand about the word: "Take" ? :) cheers, Bill

                        «There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • Z ZurdoDev

                          So, C# has no left method on a string? :omg: :omg: It would be so easy to add one, lazy Microsoft C# developers. So, use substring. Whoops. Nope. Errors if you give it a length that is longer than the string. I miss VB. :sigh:

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

                          M Offline
                          M Offline
                          Marc Clifton
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #33

                          These are the string extension methods I wrote ages ago (well, since extension methods have been around): (Note that some of this isn't very elegant, could be LINQ'ified, could be optimized, etc.)

                          	/// /// Returns a new string surrounded by single quotes.
                          	/// 
                          	public static string SingleQuote(this String src)
                          	{
                          		return "'" + src + "'";
                          	}
                          
                          	/// /// Returns a new string surrounded by quotes.
                          	/// 
                          	public static string Quote(this String src)
                          	{
                          		return "\\"" + src + "\\"";
                          	}
                          
                          	/// /// Exchanges ' for " and " for '
                          	/// Javascript JSON support, which must be formatted like '{"foo":"bar"}'
                          	/// 
                          	public static string ExchangeQuoteSingleQuote(this String src)
                          	{
                          		string ret = src.Replace("'", "\\0xFF");
                          		ret = ret.Replace("\\"", "'");
                          		ret = ret.Replace("\\0xFF", "\\"");
                          
                          		return ret;
                          	}
                          
                          	/// /// Returns the source string surrounded by a single whitespace.
                          	/// 
                          	public static string Spaced(this String src)
                          	{
                          		return " " + src + " ";
                          	}
                          
                          	/// /// Returns a new string surrounded by brackets.
                          	/// 
                          	public static string Parens(this String src)
                          	{
                          		return "(" + src + ")";
                          	}
                          
                          	/// /// Returns a new string surrounded by brackets.
                          	/// 
                          	public static string Brackets(this String src)
                          	{
                          		return "\[" + src + "\]";
                          	}
                          
                          	/// /// Returns a new string surrounded by brackets.
                          	/// 
                          	public static string CurlyBraces(this String src)
                          	{
                          		return "{" + src + "}";
                          	}
                          
                          	/// /// Returns everything between the start and end chars, exclusive.
                          	/// 
                          	/// The source string.
                          	/// The first char to find.
                          	/// The end char to find.
                          	/// The string between the start and stop chars, or an empty string if not found.
                          	public static string Between(this string src, char start, char end)
                          	{
                          		string ret = String.Empty;
                          		int idxStart = src.IndexOf(start);
                          
                          		if (idxStart != -1)
                          		{
                          			++idxStart;
                          			int idxEnd = src.IndexOf(end, idxStart);
                          
                          			if (idxEnd != -1)
                          			{
                          				ret = src.Substring(idxStart, idxEnd - idxStart);
                          			}
                          		}
                          
                          		return ret;
                          	}
                          
                          	public static string Between(this string src, string start, string end)
                          	{
                          		string ret = String.Empty;
                          		int idxStart = src.IndexOf(start);
                          
                          		if (idxSta
                          
                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • M Mark_Wallace

                            Oh, there is, but the definition of the word "music" has changed to be something to do with money for nothing.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                            M Offline
                            M Offline
                            Marco Bertschi
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #34

                            Mark_Wallace wrote:

                            money for nothing

                            And chicks for free.

                            D 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • S Scott Serl

                              Here you go:

                                  public static string Left(this string theString, int length)
                                  {
                                      int sz = length > theString.Length + 1 ? theString.Length:length;
                              
                                      return theString.Substring(0, sz);
                                  }
                              
                              J Offline
                              J Offline
                              Jono Stewart
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #35

                              Don't forget the null check! And a small tweak because I like doing it this way :P It's called Truncate in my library, but if you're from VB, I guess Left is ok... Or you could just reference the Microsoft.VisualBasic assembly!

                              public static string Left(this string target, int length)
                              {
                              if(string.IsNullOrEmpty(target) //could just do == null; condition below caters to empty (which is faster I wonder)
                              return target;

                              return target.SubString(0, Math.Min(target.Length, length));
                              

                              }

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • S Super Lloyd

                                Oh my, you are the quick to hate type, are you not? One tiny method missing and *boom* I hate you MS! That escalated rather quickly! :O At any rate I give you here, free of charge, a solution to use for your own coding pleasure! No, no, no, there is no need to thank me!

                                public static class StringExtensions {
                                public static string Left(this string s, int n) {
                                if (n >= s.Length)
                                return "";
                                return s.Substring(s.Length - n);
                                }
                                }

                                All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

                                J Offline
                                J Offline
                                Jono Stewart
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #36

                                Looks like a 'Right' to me, rather than a 'Left' :)

                                S 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • Z ZurdoDev

                                  So, C# has no left method on a string? :omg: :omg: It would be so easy to add one, lazy Microsoft C# developers. So, use substring. Whoops. Nope. Errors if you give it a length that is longer than the string. I miss VB. :sigh:

                                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

                                  Sander RosselS Offline
                                  Sander RosselS Offline
                                  Sander Rossel
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #37

                                  Yesterday I noticed one of our projects has a reference to Microsoft.VisualBasic. What the...? Upon closer inspection I found it was needed for new My.Computer.Devices.ComputerInfo().TotalPhysicalMemory(). Looked around on the web, and there really isn't an easy C# variant :sigh:

                                  Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                                  Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                                  Regards, Sander

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • L Lost User

                                    Quote:

                                    The seventies are back, for certain.

                                    Except for the music! There is no music anymore! X|

                                    Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

                                    W Offline
                                    W Offline
                                    Wastedtalent
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #38

                                    I found music. I raided my parents Vinyl collection. Love that warm crackly sound of old LP records.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • M Marco Bertschi

                                      Mark_Wallace wrote:

                                      money for nothing

                                      And chicks for free.

                                      D Offline
                                      D Offline
                                      den2k88
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #39

                                      We've got to install microwave ovens!

                                      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • J Jono Stewart

                                        Looks like a 'Right' to me, rather than a 'Left' :)

                                        S Offline
                                        S Offline
                                        Super Lloyd
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #40

                                        Ahem.. you know what? You could even be right! :rolleyes: :laugh:

                                        All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • S Super Lloyd

                                          Oh my, you are the quick to hate type, are you not? One tiny method missing and *boom* I hate you MS! That escalated rather quickly! :O At any rate I give you here, free of charge, a solution to use for your own coding pleasure! No, no, no, there is no need to thank me!

                                          public static class StringExtensions {
                                          public static string Left(this string s, int n) {
                                          if (n >= s.Length)
                                          return "";
                                          return s.Substring(s.Length - n);
                                          }
                                          }

                                          All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

                                          D Offline
                                          D Offline
                                          den2k88
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #41

                                          Excuse me but: Several GB worth of Framework, poorly documented, with an inextricable Hell of dependencies and Assembly idiosyncrasies and seemingly duplicated functionality which should live in the same ecosystem but are as incompatible as coffe and salt... and I have to write my farking own version of a function that existed 20 years ago to do the easiest and stupidest thing on Earth? So much for The Framework™.

                                          GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani

                                          S 1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups