Over paid!
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
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I thought being a moron was an essential skill of being a successful recruiter. :-D
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
veni bibi saltavi
That's Brexit for you.
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
veni bibi saltavi
Maybe they've just familiar with your previous work? ;P
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
veni bibi saltavi
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
veni bibi saltavi
I got an email from a recruiter that said I was a perfect fit for, and I kid you not, a Dentist Receptionist. Even with random word matches on my CV I still can't figure out how I got on the distribution list! :)
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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I got an email from a recruiter that said I was a perfect fit for, and I kid you not, a Dentist Receptionist. Even with random word matches on my CV I still can't figure out how I got on the distribution list! :)
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
Bloody idiots, any fewl knos it is ***Dental** Receptionist*
veni bibi saltavi
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I got an email from a recruiter that said I was a perfect fit for, and I kid you not, a Dentist Receptionist. Even with random word matches on my CV I still can't figure out how I got on the distribution list! :)
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
Well using computers to search for patient records / coding complex solutions to store and find said patient records. It's all the same right? ;P
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I got an email from a recruiter that said I was a perfect fit for, and I kid you not, a Dentist Receptionist. Even with random word matches on my CV I still can't figure out how I got on the distribution list! :)
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
I got phoned by an agency that specialised in technical positions. The job she wanted me for was a Motor Mechanic. I told her I didn't know anything about cars. She said but your CV says you're an Engineer but you don't know anything about Engines? She then scoffed at me.
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I got phoned by an agency that specialised in technical positions. The job she wanted me for was a Motor Mechanic. I told her I didn't know anything about cars. She said but your CV says you're an Engineer but you don't know anything about Engines? She then scoffed at me.
Baahaaa! :laugh:
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Bloody idiots, any fewl knos it is ***Dental** Receptionist*
veni bibi saltavi
Picky picky picky! :)
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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I got phoned by an agency that specialised in technical positions. The job she wanted me for was a Motor Mechanic. I told her I didn't know anything about cars. She said but your CV says you're an Engineer but you don't know anything about Engines? She then scoffed at me.
Oh dear gods. I guess she knew a lot about lack of characteristics, lack of knowledge and female dogs.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I got phoned by an agency that specialised in technical positions. The job she wanted me for was a Motor Mechanic. I told her I didn't know anything about cars. She said but your CV says you're an Engineer but you don't know anything about Engines? She then scoffed at me.
You should have tastefully replied: ' . . . and you're supposed to be a recruiter but certainly don't know sh^t about recruiting'
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
veni bibi saltavi
Write back: I'm thinking of my hand, balled to a fist and only one finger is pointing out. Guess which finger.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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I got an email from a recruiter that said I was a perfect fit for, and I kid you not, a Dentist Receptionist. Even with random word matches on my CV I still can't figure out how I got on the distribution list! :)
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
Maybe they know that getting decent code is like pulling teeth. :~
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
veni bibi saltavi
lol, email merge fail. It's like when I get spam email from dating sites: Dear Username, I saw your profile....
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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - *Oracle Developer - **£0.00** pa* Salaries are just way too high these days :sigh:
veni bibi saltavi