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  • K Kent Sharkey

    Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable: Billion Dollar Shave Club: Unilever buys razor subscription service | The Verge[^]

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    DSC, which ships razors to customers for a monthly subscription fee, isn't yet profitable, but plans to be by the end of 2016. It's on target for revenues of $240 million this year, and has around 3 million customers in three countries.

    OK, let's crowd-source our billion dollar startup idea. . . . OK, I have no ideas.

    TTFN - Kent

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    Lost User
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    Kent Sharkey wrote:

    Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable:

    Those are modern dollars, not to be confused with the ones you grew up with :rolleyes: Sorry, but with all those "multi million dollar" unicorns out there that aren't, the way things are valued seems a little bit.. incorrect :)

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      Kent Sharkey wrote:

      Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable:

      Those are modern dollars, not to be confused with the ones you grew up with :rolleyes: Sorry, but with all those "multi million dollar" unicorns out there that aren't, the way things are valued seems a little bit.. incorrect :)

      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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      True, but in this case - Unilever paid cash. It isn't just a matter of valuation. Well, OK, it is a case of Unilever valuing the company as worth paying 1B in cash. It's just in this case, someone got the Benjamins. It's that part that has me agog this morning.

      TTFN - Kent

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        Kent Sharkey wrote:

        Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable:

        Those are modern dollars, not to be confused with the ones you grew up with :rolleyes: Sorry, but with all those "multi million dollar" unicorns out there that aren't, the way things are valued seems a little bit.. incorrect :)

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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        Eddy Vluggen wrote:

        the way things are valued seems a little bit.. incorrect

        This can be attributed to the prime rates for the central banks be at record lows for years. Investors are getting really desperate for anything with decent returns and are making increasingly risky maneuvers. Personally, I've pulled out of my stocks for the most part.

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        • K Kent Sharkey

          True, but in this case - Unilever paid cash. It isn't just a matter of valuation. Well, OK, it is a case of Unilever valuing the company as worth paying 1B in cash. It's just in this case, someone got the Benjamins. It's that part that has me agog this morning.

          TTFN - Kent

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          Kent Sharkey wrote:

          True, but in this case - Unilever paid cash. It isn't just a matter of valuation.

          It still is; you make it sound like 'cash' is a hard currency.

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            Kent Sharkey wrote:

            True, but in this case - Unilever paid cash. It isn't just a matter of valuation.

            It still is; you make it sound like 'cash' is a hard currency.

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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            Kent Sharkey
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            You mean he didn't get one billion loonies, so he could do the Scrooge McDuck dive? I'm disappointed.

            TTFN - Kent

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            • K Kent Sharkey

              Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable: Billion Dollar Shave Club: Unilever buys razor subscription service | The Verge[^]

              Quote:

              DSC, which ships razors to customers for a monthly subscription fee, isn't yet profitable, but plans to be by the end of 2016. It's on target for revenues of $240 million this year, and has around 3 million customers in three countries.

              OK, let's crowd-source our billion dollar startup idea. . . . OK, I have no ideas.

              TTFN - Kent

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              I do have a great idea but no clue how to raise money. :(

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              • K Kent Sharkey

                Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable: Billion Dollar Shave Club: Unilever buys razor subscription service | The Verge[^]

                Quote:

                DSC, which ships razors to customers for a monthly subscription fee, isn't yet profitable, but plans to be by the end of 2016. It's on target for revenues of $240 million this year, and has around 3 million customers in three countries.

                OK, let's crowd-source our billion dollar startup idea. . . . OK, I have no ideas.

                TTFN - Kent

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                Mark_Wallace
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                Not so daft. You can pretty much bank on it making 4-500Kpa, and most of that will be from Unilever products, so it's a sound investment, even over the mid term. What is absolutely priceless is the guys who are doing it. They've built up a ginormous rep, so the attitude Unilever has to take is "Here's your money, now we'll go away and let you just get on with doing what you do so well". Yeah, right.

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                • K Kent Sharkey

                  You mean he didn't get one billion loonies, so he could do the Scrooge McDuck dive? I'm disappointed.

                  TTFN - Kent

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                  No, I simply mean to say that in 10 years time another zero will be added to the same price and people will exclaim how much it is.

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                  • K Kent Sharkey

                    Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable: Billion Dollar Shave Club: Unilever buys razor subscription service | The Verge[^]

                    Quote:

                    DSC, which ships razors to customers for a monthly subscription fee, isn't yet profitable, but plans to be by the end of 2016. It's on target for revenues of $240 million this year, and has around 3 million customers in three countries.

                    OK, let's crowd-source our billion dollar startup idea. . . . OK, I have no ideas.

                    TTFN - Kent

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                    wizardzz
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                    That's a lot of growth for a razor company.

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                      No, I simply mean to say that in 10 years time another zero will be added to the same price and people will exclaim how much it is.

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                      But it's an American billion, for God's sake! Peanuts!

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                      • K Kent Sharkey

                        Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable: Billion Dollar Shave Club: Unilever buys razor subscription service | The Verge[^]

                        Quote:

                        DSC, which ships razors to customers for a monthly subscription fee, isn't yet profitable, but plans to be by the end of 2016. It's on target for revenues of $240 million this year, and has around 3 million customers in three countries.

                        OK, let's crowd-source our billion dollar startup idea. . . . OK, I have no ideas.

                        TTFN - Kent

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                        Maybe this post will go viral :D

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                        • K Kent Sharkey

                          Who knew one (OK, two) viral videos could be so profitable: Billion Dollar Shave Club: Unilever buys razor subscription service | The Verge[^]

                          Quote:

                          DSC, which ships razors to customers for a monthly subscription fee, isn't yet profitable, but plans to be by the end of 2016. It's on target for revenues of $240 million this year, and has around 3 million customers in three countries.

                          OK, let's crowd-source our billion dollar startup idea. . . . OK, I have no ideas.

                          TTFN - Kent

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                          Dan Neely
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                          So a company thats business model was to sell products for significantly less than was charged by giant consumer good conglomerates was just bought by a giant consumer good conglomerate. Gee I wonder how they're going to go from the red to the black within a year. :confused::confused::confused:

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