Thought of the day

OriginalGriff

If a chicken crosses the road, is that poultry in motion?

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Mark_Wallace

Bootiful!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Wastedtalent

I cry Fowl!

Marc Clifton

Just as long as it stays abreast of the oncoming Mac truck! Marc

Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

OriginalGriff

It's Big that truck - thank you for that Nugget of information!

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W Balboos GHB

Feather you realize it or not, that's a lot of crop to peck through and consider.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

ricmil42

I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned.

Vincent Maverick Durano

it's a free chicken ;P

Corporal Agarn

You get a good one, so are you going to crow about it.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

OriginalGriff

Nah - you'll just flip me the bird if I do!

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Corporal Agarn

Reminds me of the children's poem: Birdy, birdy, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye, gee I'm glad cows can't fly.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

OriginalGriff

Mary had a little lamb, She also had a duck. She put them on the mantlepiece, To see if they would f...all off.

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MacSpudster

Dost thou imply that, of a walking hen, Across the road it travels, to only then Meet up with a Roost, he being quite the C0ck, Who takes the same upon the hen behind the hardened rock?

justMuckingAround

Clicky [^]

Daniel Pfeffer

Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised. When old MacDonald had a farm, The old quack nearly died!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill