Thought of the day

W Balboos GHB

Feather you realize it or not, that's a lot of crop to peck through and consider.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

ricmil42

I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned.

Vincent Maverick Durano

it's a free chicken ;P

Corporal Agarn

You get a good one, so are you going to crow about it.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

OriginalGriff

Nah - you'll just flip me the bird if I do!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Corporal Agarn

Reminds me of the children's poem: Birdy, birdy, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye, gee I'm glad cows can't fly.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

OriginalGriff

Mary had a little lamb, She also had a duck. She put them on the mantlepiece, To see if they would f...all off.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

MacSpudster

Dost thou imply that, of a walking hen, Across the road it travels, to only then Meet up with a Roost, he being quite the C0ck, Who takes the same upon the hen behind the hardened rock?

justMuckingAround

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Daniel Pfeffer

Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised. When old MacDonald had a farm, The old quack nearly died!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill