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  • CPalliniC CPallini

    Today there are many many many 'developers' so you can find also 'developers' like the one you reported.

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    Nelek
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    That's why I just prefer to consider me a simple engineer ;) ;P :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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      We used teeth and wood glue!

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      OriginalGriff
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      We couldn't afford our own teeth: we had to hire a cat.

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        We couldn't afford our own teeth: we had to hire a cat.

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        RossMW
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        Don't you mean a mice :laugh:

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          I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:

          Quote:

          Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help

          Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.

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          BillWoodruff
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          Richard MacCutchan wrote:

          other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like

          If they give out freebies to the public, I think it is probable.

          «There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008

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          • R RossMW

            Don't you mean a mice :laugh:

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            OriginalGriff
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            No, mice were for those with the luxury of paper tape: we were all punch cards which needed cat-tooth holes. Besides, we couldn't afford the cheese.

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              No, mice were for those with the luxury of paper tape: we were all punch cards which needed cat-tooth holes. Besides, we couldn't afford the cheese.

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              RossMW
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              You're going back about 40 or more years there. Re living the past eh

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                I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:

                Quote:

                Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help

                Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.

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                F ES Sitecore
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                I tried your code but I got an error; "The file 'InsertYourFilenameHere.xml' could not be found." How do I fix this? Plz it's urgent!

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                • R RossMW

                  You're going back about 40 or more years there. Re living the past eh

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  This was last week, and a C# WinForms app... :sigh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    No, mice were for those with the luxury of paper tape: we were all punch cards which needed cat-tooth holes. Besides, we couldn't afford the cheese.

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Jorgen Andersson
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                    ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start. :)

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                      I tried your code but I got an error; "The file 'InsertYourFilenameHere.xml' could not be found." How do I fix this? Plz it's urgent!

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                      JHizzle
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                      Clearly the problem is that your thingies aren't aligned properly on your disky. To fix, run "format C:\"

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                      • J JHizzle

                        Clearly the problem is that your thingies aren't aligned properly on your disky. To fix, run "format C:\"

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                        dan sh
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                        JHizzle wrote:

                        To fix, run "format C:\"

                        I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome. *I had to search if colon backward slash is a shorthand for an emoticon. Looks like it is not.

                        "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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                        • R RossMW

                          You're going back about 40 or more years there. Re living the past eh

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                          Nelek
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                          RossMW wrote:

                          You're going back about 40 or more years there.

                          He still can do much better ;P ;P :cool::cool::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                            JHizzle wrote:

                            To fix, run "format C:\"

                            I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome. *I had to search if colon backward slash is a shorthand for an emoticon. Looks like it is not.

                            "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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                            lw@zi wrote:

                            I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome.

                            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: cleaning up the screen

                            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                              lw@zi wrote:

                              I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome.

                              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: cleaning up the screen

                              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                              dan sh
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                              May be I need to work on my expressions. Can you recommend a good acting teacher?

                              "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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                                May be I need to work on my expressions. Can you recommend a good acting teacher?

                                "You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

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                                Chuck norris?

                                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                  I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:

                                  Quote:

                                  Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help

                                  Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.

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                                  g_p_l
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                                  These images are blocked at work, but the thumbnail view from Google is fine Particularly the first one Programmer Books - Google Search[^]

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                                    That's why I just prefer to consider me a simple engineer ;) ;P :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                                    M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                    CPallini
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                                    Today there are many many many engineers... :laugh:

                                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                      And you cut and paste with a hole punch and tape :laugh:

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                                      Corporal Agarn
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                                      I had forgot about that. Cards I remember, the hole punch I had forgotten about.

                                      Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                      • J JHizzle

                                        Clearly the problem is that your thingies aren't aligned properly on your disky. To fix, run "format C:\"

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                                        Calcium Lactate
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                                        Do programmers gain exp by copy and paste?

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                                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                                          Today there are many many many engineers... :laugh:

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                                          Nelek
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                                          :doh: :doh: Should we start with... "there must be only one"? That could improve character like the klingons :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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