Kids today ...
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I tried your code but I got an error; "The file 'InsertYourFilenameHere.xml' could not be found." How do I fix this? Plz it's urgent!
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Clearly the problem is that your thingies aren't aligned properly on your disky. To fix, run "format C:\"
JHizzle wrote:
To fix, run "format C:\"
I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome. *I had to search if colon backward slash is a shorthand for an emoticon. Looks like it is not.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]
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RossMW wrote:
You're going back about 40 or more years there.
He still can do much better ;P ;P :cool::cool::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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JHizzle wrote:
To fix, run "format C:\"
I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome. *I had to search if colon backward slash is a shorthand for an emoticon. Looks like it is not.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]
lw@zi wrote:
I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: cleaning up the screen
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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lw@zi wrote:
I ran for 5 minutes yelling format C with a disappointing face. It still does not work. BTW, emoticon for disappointed face is : |. You are welcome.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: cleaning up the screen
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Chuck norris?
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
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Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help
Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.
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That's why I just prefer to consider me a simple engineer ;) ;P :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I had forgot about that. Cards I remember, the hole punch I had forgotten about.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Clearly the problem is that your thingies aren't aligned properly on your disky. To fix, run "format C:\"
Do programmers gain exp by copy and paste?
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:doh: :doh: Should we start with... "there must be only one"? That could improve character like the klingons :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
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Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help
Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.
Just for the hell of it, I'll be optimistic. That implies that an old timer like myself (and many others in this lounge) don't have to worry about job security. Well, at least until the above-referenced cretins take over the management positions.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
Quote:
Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help
Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.
In this day and age where youth are programmed to have their thinking done for them, I do not find this surprising. My experience as a lead tech for a service department says yes, there are other afflicted industries. The electronic technicians that are turned out these days are unable to troubleshoot effectively but they are good* at swapping parts until the device works. *Good being far to generous a term to describe their skills as an electronic technician.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
Quote:
Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help
Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.
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I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
Quote:
Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help
Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.
Writing code is hard! Well, actually, it's all that thinking you have to do before writing the code.
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I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
Quote:
Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help
Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.
I call them Jimmy Kodes[^]. A few characteristics includes, 1. They never wanted to be developers/programmers. 2. They took a course about programming, by being impressed by Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page etc. 3. Even if you give them code, they would come back and say, how to deploy it? Finally, I have learnt that the solution to them is only to ignore them or at best, give them a RTFM look! :laugh:
The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
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In this day and age where youth are programmed to have their thinking done for them, I do not find this surprising. My experience as a lead tech for a service department says yes, there are other afflicted industries. The electronic technicians that are turned out these days are unable to troubleshoot effectively but they are good* at swapping parts until the device works. *Good being far to generous a term to describe their skills as an electronic technician.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
S Houghtelin wrote:
at swapping parts until the device works
That one kills me, when asked why they chose that part to replace, you get the deer-in-headlights look along with the crickets chirping sound. If you're 'lucky' you'll get the "well it worked before....on a different problem".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I call them Jimmy Kodes[^]. A few characteristics includes, 1. They never wanted to be developers/programmers. 2. They took a course about programming, by being impressed by Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page etc. 3. Even if you give them code, they would come back and say, how to deploy it? Finally, I have learnt that the solution to them is only to ignore them or at best, give them a RTFM look! :laugh:
The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
...give them a RTFM look!
You're one of thoooose guys... :laugh:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
Quote:
Iam unable to find the code for [redacted]. Ihave been searching for [redacted] but didnt found any exact code. Please help
Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Discuss.
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Writing code is hard! Well, actually, it's all that thinking you have to do before writing the code.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Well, actually, it's all that thinking you have to do before writing the code.
And if not, all that thinking afterwards chasing bugs!
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
