I was sent this, and ...

[OriginalGriff]

...he had one job.[^]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Mycroft Holmes]

That's called documentation!

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

[Amarnath S]

Strange that it not in camelCase.

[Lost User]

A good soldier does axactly as he is ordered, to the letter.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[Argonia]

Maybe their name was already taken and they had to be creative for the host's name :)

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true