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So, if you're manager asked you to use a nickname...

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  • M Marc Clifton

    Slacker007 wrote:

    Isn't that against the law? If not, it should be.

    I would think so, but I don't know of any laws that address that issue, though of course that is not my area of expertise! Marc

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    Lost User
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    How about discrimination?

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      Osama - O'Hanlon. Oh hell. I'll be on a watch list somewhere.

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      DJ van Wyk
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      For writing that comment you probably are already. :-p

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      • M Marc Clifton

        ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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        Kiriander
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        I would call my law insurance in such a case.

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        • M Marc Clifton

          ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

          Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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          Chris Quinn
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          Just tell him you want to use the nickname "Hitler"

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Osama - O'Hanlon. Oh hell. I'll be on a watch list somewhere.

            This space for rent

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            Tom Deketelaere
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            Don't foul fool yourself Pete, you already are ;P :laugh: [EDIT]fixed typo[/EDIT]

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            • T Tom Deketelaere

              Don't foul fool yourself Pete, you already are ;P :laugh: [EDIT]fixed typo[/EDIT]

              Tom

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              Pete OHanlon
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              I'll try not to foul myself. I've managed to avoid that for nigh on 50 years ;)

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              • M Marc Clifton

                ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

                Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                den2k88
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                I'd go for something outrageous or nerdy and force them to accept under threat of a LARGE court trial + youtube videos, letters to newspapers, blog, twitter and FB posts up until ending up straigth to the TV talk shows

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

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                  Johnny J
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                  Strange, Marc Clifton doesn't sound that islamic to me. But if I were you, I'd change it to something like Masud Al-Cliftani... :laugh:

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

                    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                    Paulo_JCG
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                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                    ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do?

                    People just love to pick on fights... You got a partial statment from a conversation and demonised a person. I understand that in any situation like this there are a lot of truths: - the "perpetrator" - the "victim" - the observers (Fire!!! Burn!!! Kill!!!) - and finally... just finally the truth/reason. Try not to assume everyone is trying to elephant you. From the litle I've understood there's a concern not an order.

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

                      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                      M Towler
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                      Rather than go straight for the lawyers, I would ask for a private meeting with the boss. Politely explain that what has been suggested could be viewed as discriminatory and not unacceptable in this day and age. Say that you are proud of your name and heritage and will not use a nickname, and leave it with him. See what happens - he will likely either quietly back down or will double down on the insult, in which case at that point consider bringing out the lawyers. I would consider having HR (or some other person) present at the meeting, though that would raise the temperature a bit. I appreciate this may be a quintessentially more English way of dealing with such issues...

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        I'll try not to foul myself. I've managed to avoid that for nigh on 50 years ;)

                        This space for rent

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                        Tom Deketelaere
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                        Damned, that's what I get for blind typing before coffee. In my defense: English isn't my native language, but still no excuse ... Fixed it in original post :)

                        Tom

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                        • J Joe Woodbury

                          Most HR departments would fire that manager on the spot. I'd double down and have everyone else use the nickname Mohammad. (And just say they are honoring Mohammad Ali.) Or Mustafa - you like Lion King. Omar - you like Omar Bradley. Another option: ask the manager to change his name so customers don't associate the rest of you with "shit head."

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                          Lost User
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                          But isn't he called Mufasa?

                          Hassan

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                          • M Marc Clifton

                            ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

                            Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                            Gary Huck
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                            My first thought was "what country"? I know a lot of yous guys are in the UK but it sure sounds like a US thing. Anyway, I'd pick a nickname like 'Muddy' for Mohemad or some such thing just to get in the mgr's face.

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                            • M Mycroft Holmes

                              Actually it comes down to "depends", for most of us it would be highly offensive however if you are in sales then you take every advantage you can get. And as much as most here may be outraged there is plenty of prejudice and bigotry out there. If a name makes a prospective client uncomfortable then a nom de plume may well be in the sales mans best interest. In which case the sales manager is actually doing a good job.

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                              Gary Huck
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                              True 'dat. And the prospective client is a dick.

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                              • M M Towler

                                Rather than go straight for the lawyers, I would ask for a private meeting with the boss. Politely explain that what has been suggested could be viewed as discriminatory and not unacceptable in this day and age. Say that you are proud of your name and heritage and will not use a nickname, and leave it with him. See what happens - he will likely either quietly back down or will double down on the insult, in which case at that point consider bringing out the lawyers. I would consider having HR (or some other person) present at the meeting, though that would raise the temperature a bit. I appreciate this may be a quintessentially more English way of dealing with such issues...

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                                Greg Lovekamp
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                                Actually, I consider your perspective to be a very LOGICAL way of dealing with the issue, but most of the responses show why lawyers are very wealthy in the USA. Americans are easily offended, and someone should pay for that offense even though the Constitution DOES NOT give anyone the right to not be offended (though it does give the offender the right of free speech).

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                                  ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

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                                  Kirk 10389821
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                                  I would SUGGEST the manager have to choose between 2 even MORE Islamic sounding names. Or add a few new names TO THE name as a nick name. But that's just me. Now, if the name is hard to understand (like some of those in India, apparently), I actually appreciate when they lie to me: Hello, my name is JOHN, and I will be giving you excellent customer service today! Where you located John? (I ask)... Chee Cah Go! What's the weather like? (click click click)... Oh it is being beautiful outside. With lots of wind. == No offense intended here. I just love the attempt.

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                                  • M Marc Clifton

                                    ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

                                    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                    sam silvercreek
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                                    Congratulate your fellow employee (the one with the "Islamic" sounding name) on winning the lawyer lottery, and ask him/her what they are going to buy first with the proceeds of their lawsuit. :laugh:

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                                    • M Marc Clifton

                                      ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

                                      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                      My first company tried doing that 20 years ago. I basically said no.

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                                      • M Marc Clifton

                                        ...because it sounded "Islamic" and he doesn't want customers to "make associations", what would you do? (Yes, this is actually happening to someone where I work.) Marc

                                        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

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                                        scmtim
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                                        Tell him to use the nickname "BomberMan" and explain it as his favorite video game. ;P

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                                        • G Greg Lovekamp

                                          Actually, I consider your perspective to be a very LOGICAL way of dealing with the issue, but most of the responses show why lawyers are very wealthy in the USA. Americans are easily offended, and someone should pay for that offense even though the Constitution DOES NOT give anyone the right to not be offended (though it does give the offender the right of free speech).

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                                          TNCaver
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                                          I'm offended by your over-generalization of Americans. My lawyer will be in contact soon. :laugh:

                                          If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.

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