Crystal Report 2008

[ZurdoDev]

Push the Turbo button on the front of the computer.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Mark_Wallace]

That's clear.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Have you tried turning your computer off, then on again?

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Johnny J]

If that doesn't work, he could always try to format the harddrive and reinstall Windows... That should do it (just as long as he doesn't reinstall Crystal Reports of course) :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[F ES Sitecore]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Johnny J]

The maestro is ghastly. Most people believe that the snow gives secret financial aid to a marzipan living with the midwife, but they need to remember how ostensibly a strawberry-blonde curse dies. A saintly toothpick falls in love with an uxorious coward!!!

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[Nagy Vilmos]

Crystal Meth has a better reputation and happier user base.

veni bibi saltavi

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

I'm not surprised. c'mon it's 2016, you're 8 years behind! :-\

[ZurdoDev]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

That's clear.

Crystal clear.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Mark_Wallace]

Remarkable. You actually figured it out.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[ZurdoDev]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

Remarkable

I humbly agree. :thumbsup:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Lost User]

RyanDev wrote:

Crystal clear.

Thanks for your report :-)

[ZurdoDev]

ThePhantomUpvoter wrote:

Thanks for your report

Mark is often subtle so I was clarifying his profound observation. Is that clear?

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Lost User]

Member 3138070 wrote:

Crystal Report 2008 slow

Replace the electrons in your computer with faster electrons.

[ZurdoDev]

ThePhantomUpvoter wrote:

faster electrons.

ebay has some. :thumbsup:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Lost User]

RyanDev wrote:

Is that clear?

Obviously the correct answer here is, crystal clear. :laugh:

[ZurdoDev]

Alright, no more going around in circles. I hate circles. What's the deal with circles anyway? They're pointless!

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Vincent Maverick Durano]

Quote:

What's the deal with circles anyway? They're pointless!

Not if two circles intersect ;P

[Johnny J]

I normally buy them on Amazon using my Electron card! :rolleyes:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[ZurdoDev]

I don't like the angle you're coming at me. :mad:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.