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Latest victims of out-sourcing - receptionists!

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  • D dandy72

    So Nish...when's your job going to get outsourced to a guy in India? :~

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    Nish Nishant
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    > So Nish...when's your job going to get outsourced to a guy in India? :~ When I deem that the time has come. :rolleyes:

    Regards, Nish


    Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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      So Nish...when's your job going to get outsourced to a guy in India? :~

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      Mark_Wallace
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      That's him on the screen, isn't it? I'm the guy sitting just outside the picture boundary, with a cold beer in my hand.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        That's him on the screen, isn't it? I'm the guy sitting just outside the picture boundary, with a cold beer in my hand.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Nish Nishant
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        > That's him on the screen, isn't it? For a few moments I was confused too - not just to others, brown people look the same to brown people as well. Then I noticed that he had glasses, so it couldn't be me. That was a huge relief, since I didn't want to be in new Delhi since I don't really speak Hindi all that well. :-D

        Regards, Nish


        Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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          - https://twitter.com/bradloncar/status/783800997789388800[^] Sheldon Cooper thought of it first!

          Regards, Nish


          Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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          Gary R Wheeler
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          Of course in the not-too-distant future, having actual human staff will be a sign of utter swank.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          • N Nish Nishant

            > That's him on the screen, isn't it? For a few moments I was confused too - not just to others, brown people look the same to brown people as well. Then I noticed that he had glasses, so it couldn't be me. That was a huge relief, since I didn't want to be in new Delhi since I don't really speak Hindi all that well. :-D

            Regards, Nish


            Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            dandy72
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            Nish Nishant wrote:

            For a few moments I was confused too - not just to others, brown people look the same to brown people as well.

            I wouldn't normally make this sort of off-color remark (see what I did there?), but since you brought it up: Please tell your buddy to stop calling me about my infected Windows computer. :-D

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            • D dandy72

              Nish Nishant wrote:

              For a few moments I was confused too - not just to others, brown people look the same to brown people as well.

              I wouldn't normally make this sort of off-color remark (see what I did there?), but since you brought it up: Please tell your buddy to stop calling me about my infected Windows computer. :-D

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              Nish Nishant
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              Yeah sure, all 1 billion of them? :-)

              Regards, Nish


              Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                Yeah sure, all 1 billion of them? :-)

                Regards, Nish


                Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                dandy72
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                That'd be great, if you don't mind. How does your address book scale like that? :-)

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                • D dandy72

                  That'd be great, if you don't mind. How does your address book scale like that? :-)

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                  Nish Nishant
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                  Multiple Redis caches :-)

                  Regards, Nish


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                  • N Nish Nishant

                    - https://twitter.com/bradloncar/status/783800997789388800[^] Sheldon Cooper thought of it first!

                    Regards, Nish


                    Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                    charlieg
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                    sigh. I liked our receptionist. She should have seen the cut coming though. Even so, I swear to God, if I ever met someone like that as a "receptionist" I'd reach out and rotate the head some iterations of 180 degrees. I mean really, you walk into a business and you're greeted with that? Put some tits on it at least!

                    Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      - https://twitter.com/bradloncar/status/783800997789388800[^] Sheldon Cooper thought of it first!

                      Regards, Nish


                      Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      Peter Rob nson
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                      Is this really happening? Wow!

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