Suck My Balls Cancer
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
:rose:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
:sigh:
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
:rose::java: You'll see her again.
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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:rose::java: You'll see her again.
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Fuck cancer! :beer:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Fuck cancer! :beer:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Sorry about your loss. I feel your pain. My dad had a melanoma removed 21 years ago. Even though it was done right and he had follow-ups, it was not enough. In January of this year they found, that the melanoma cancer had spread throughout his body. He passed away in April.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Lost my father to prostrate C last year, also recently couple of younger brother's in law to Liver C, had a large melanoma taken off my own back and now forever in high risk category. Dengue A - now high risk if I catch any of the other 3 variants. Boo bl**dey hoo, sh*t happens to everybody. Furthermore, none of those ever make me want to drink - even more so to brag about getting drunk, that's just childish. Do you really think your sister would want you to get stupid to honer her??? Grow up and do something useful for somebody instead, THAT would show proper respect.
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I lost both parents this year - also to cancer, but at reasonably old ages (well into 80's). There's a thought I wrote down, for the rest of us, about the value of life:
Winter is neigh; we trundle homeward in twilight; Swaddled, we prepare to endure. Eagerly awaiting the passage into spring; Forgetting how precious are these few moments We call a lifetime.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Tripled! :java:
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Fuck cancer! :beer:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Indeed.
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Cancer killed both of my parents so I take steps to avoid activities that would cause cancer. You post every year about your sister and getting drunk; you 'honor' her memory by getting drunk which can lead to liver cancer. Hmm.. think that one through.
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Tripled! :java:
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You've got a fourth here!
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
With the subject you used I thought you had prostate cancer. Sorry about your lose, I lose my dad to cancer, and have had prostate cancer myself, but never though to get drunk over it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Cancer killed both of my parents so I take steps to avoid activities that would cause cancer. You post every year about your sister and getting drunk; you 'honor' her memory by getting drunk which can lead to liver cancer. Hmm.. think that one through.
The trouble is that you can't predict or prevent (the thousand forms of) cancer. The main cause of melanoma is sunlight, and the main cause of other cancers is oxygen. If you cut those out of your life, you're dead, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll be back in approximately 16 hours and 30 minutes. In that time I will get some sleep, get through a work day and then ensure I have a big drink. If all goes according to plan I will be back on Code Project at 18:53 drunk posting to commemorate 18 years since Melanoma took my little sister.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
If there is an afterlife, Mate, she'll be looking down on you and smiling at your remembrance of her. The way you honour her passing, even after such a long time, is a diamond. Good on you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I lost both parents this year - also to cancer, but at reasonably old ages (well into 80's). There's a thought I wrote down, for the rest of us, about the value of life:
Winter is neigh; we trundle homeward in twilight; Swaddled, we prepare to endure. Eagerly awaiting the passage into spring; Forgetting how precious are these few moments We call a lifetime.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
"Nigh", not "neigh", and follow it with a fullpoint, not a semi-colon (also after "twilight"). In fact, skip the semi-colons altogether; either use a fullpoint, a comma, or nothing, at the end of a line of verse. And I don't get the "swaddled" line; it and the subsequent line seem more fitting to infancy. I know that Spring follows Winter, but it just doesn't feel right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lost my father to prostrate C last year, also recently couple of younger brother's in law to Liver C, had a large melanoma taken off my own back and now forever in high risk category. Dengue A - now high risk if I catch any of the other 3 variants. Boo bl**dey hoo, sh*t happens to everybody. Furthermore, none of those ever make me want to drink - even more so to brag about getting drunk, that's just childish. Do you really think your sister would want you to get stupid to honer her??? Grow up and do something useful for somebody instead, THAT would show proper respect.
Robert den Hartog wrote:
Lost my father to prostrate C last year, also recently couple of younger brother's in law to Liver C, had a large melanoma taken off my own back and now forever in high risk category. Dengue A - now high risk if I catch any of the other 3 variants.
Eat a dick knob gobbler. If we're trying to show off the most cancer in the family, lets go. Paternal Grandfather - Died of cancer, I was too young to know which type Paternal Grandmother - Dead of old age Maternal Grandfather - Dead Lung Cancer Maternal Grandmother - Still Kicking after 2 bouts of stomach/bowel cancer Father - Dead Lung Cancer (didn't smoke) Mother - Dead Melanoma Sister - Dead Melanoma Maternal Aunt - Survived Lymphatic and Breast Cancer Maternal Aunt - Survived Melanoma Do I win a prize?
Robert den Hartog wrote:
Do you really think your sister would want you to get stupid to honer her???
Seems like you know her better than me. No you don't cock head, she would happily egg me on and would have drunk along with me. We're Australian, not alcoholics and definitely not Yankee AA wannabes like yourself.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"Nigh", not "neigh", and follow it with a fullpoint, not a semi-colon (also after "twilight"). In fact, skip the semi-colons altogether; either use a fullpoint, a comma, or nothing, at the end of a line of verse. And I don't get the "swaddled" line; it and the subsequent line seem more fitting to infancy. I know that Spring follows Winter, but it just doesn't feel right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Poetic License (except for the spelling, which I will fix on my webpage after posting this). As for swaddled, etc., it's to evoke the feeling of frailty and near helplessness (towards cold, in particular, and the hardships of life, in general). Emphasized by trundle. Imagery; the type that cause one to wish for tomorrow, or next week, or month - but thus wishing away the precious moments between.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010