Developer vs Normal People
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Person makes a shiny new widget... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. How did you do that? You're so smart. That's wonderful.
Developer
That sucks. What are you an F'ing moron? I can do better. Why oh God why does this exist?
Person buys a new computer... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. This machine is amazing. Look how far technology has come.
Developer
It looks like a typewriter caught rabies and shat out a monitor. My watch is more powerful. You paid what for this?
Ordering a burger... Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Jeremy Falcon
These days developers are so soft, ... once twas a sin to put veges in a burger, Burger: large piece of steak (mince was considered too unhealthy as components unidentifiable), 2 tiny bits of bun (only needed to be only large enough to keep the fingers clean), lashings of butter if there is any available (as much as will stick to the bun), whatever condiments available (as much as will stick to the steak) vegetables sighted were thrown into a cupboard to see how much fungus they would sustain - yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot] ... something else today's kids miss out on. - (although we never found the answers; due to stink the cupboard was only opened long enough to add more veges - all because letting your fungus starve was considered cruel.)
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Person makes a shiny new widget... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. How did you do that? You're so smart. That's wonderful.
Developer
That sucks. What are you an F'ing moron? I can do better. Why oh God why does this exist?
Person buys a new computer... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. This machine is amazing. Look how far technology has come.
Developer
It looks like a typewriter caught rabies and shat out a monitor. My watch is more powerful. You paid what for this?
Ordering a burger... Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Ordering a burger... Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons. Why is there lettuce on this burger
FTFY.
dandy72 wrote:
Why is there lettuce on this burger
...and where is the *&%!$^# bacon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Person makes a shiny new widget... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. How did you do that? You're so smart. That's wonderful.
Developer
That sucks. What are you an F'ing moron? I can do better. Why oh God why does this exist?
Person buys a new computer... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. This machine is amazing. Look how far technology has come.
Developer
It looks like a typewriter caught rabies and shat out a monitor. My watch is more powerful. You paid what for this?
Ordering a burger... Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Jeremy Falcon
Greeting Normal: Hi! Coder: hey. (on a good day)
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These days developers are so soft, ... once twas a sin to put veges in a burger, Burger: large piece of steak (mince was considered too unhealthy as components unidentifiable), 2 tiny bits of bun (only needed to be only large enough to keep the fingers clean), lashings of butter if there is any available (as much as will stick to the bun), whatever condiments available (as much as will stick to the steak) vegetables sighted were thrown into a cupboard to see how much fungus they would sustain - yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot] ... something else today's kids miss out on. - (although we never found the answers; due to stink the cupboard was only opened long enough to add more veges - all because letting your fungus starve was considered cruel.)
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Lopatir wrote:
once twas a sin to put veges in a burger,
Well - you know who you can blame for that! Ketchup as a vegetable - Wikipedia[^]
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Person makes a shiny new widget... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. How did you do that? You're so smart. That's wonderful.
Developer
That sucks. What are you an F'ing moron? I can do better. Why oh God why does this exist?
Person buys a new computer... Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. This machine is amazing. Look how far technology has come.
Developer
It looks like a typewriter caught rabies and shat out a monitor. My watch is more powerful. You paid what for this?
Ordering a burger... Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Jeremy Falcon
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I just learned that I am not a developer apparently. :^)
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
:laugh: :laugh: Nobody's perfect.
Jeremy Falcon
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So you are saying that we devs are not normal? :)
-- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
Yup :-D
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Ordering a burger... Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons. Why is there lettuce on this burger
FTFY.
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These days developers are so soft, ... once twas a sin to put veges in a burger, Burger: large piece of steak (mince was considered too unhealthy as components unidentifiable), 2 tiny bits of bun (only needed to be only large enough to keep the fingers clean), lashings of butter if there is any available (as much as will stick to the bun), whatever condiments available (as much as will stick to the steak) vegetables sighted were thrown into a cupboard to see how much fungus they would sustain - yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot] ... something else today's kids miss out on. - (although we never found the answers; due to stink the cupboard was only opened long enough to add more veges - all because letting your fungus starve was considered cruel.)
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These days developers are so soft, ... once twas a sin to put veges in a burger, Burger: large piece of steak (mince was considered too unhealthy as components unidentifiable), 2 tiny bits of bun (only needed to be only large enough to keep the fingers clean), lashings of butter if there is any available (as much as will stick to the bun), whatever condiments available (as much as will stick to the steak) vegetables sighted were thrown into a cupboard to see how much fungus they would sustain - yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot] ... something else today's kids miss out on. - (although we never found the answers; due to stink the cupboard was only opened long enough to add more veges - all because letting your fungus starve was considered cruel.)
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Lopatir wrote:
yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot]
:laugh: :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon