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  • J Johnny J

    You're just grumpy because you don't have a title! :doh:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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    OriginalGriff
    wrote on last edited by
    #16

    He has lots of titles! Some of them are even printable...

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Don't even try to contact Harrods unless you have a qualifying title[^].

      veni bibi saltavi

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      Johnny J
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      #17

      I Seriously can't believe that nobody has upvoted you for this hilarious find yet - What's wrong with folks? :~ Upvote from me anyway! :thumbsup:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
      -----
      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
      -----
      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      • F F ES Sitecore

        I'll contact them when they add an OrderBy.

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        OriginalGriff
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        #18

        ...ORDER BY dbo.PerceivedImportance...

        Or

        ...ORDER BY dbo.InflatedSenseOfSelfWorth...

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • F F ES Sitecore

          I'll contact them when they add an OrderBy.

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          Johnny J
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          #19

          F-ES Sitecore wrote:

          OrderBy

          I dunno - surely some of the titles are hard to rank individually, which one outranks the other in the case of "His Royal Highness" and "Her Royal Highness" for instance? :confused: In Britain it must be "Her Royal Highness" first because Britain is ruled by a Queen :doh: So is Denmark by the way, but we don't have any "HIS royal highness", we have a "His Royal Whiner". X| In Norway, they have a king, so they would rank that higher. In Sweden, we also have a king, but he doesn't count, so even here, "Her Royal Highness" would rank higher... :rolleyes:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
          -----
          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
          -----
          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          • J Johnny J

            I'm kind of pissed, because MY title is not in the box! :doh: I'm officially a Scottish Laird, as I actually own 1 square foot of land in Scotland[^]. :cool: I had to pay around £50 for it, though. :sigh: The missus owns another square foot... We're contemplating building a holiday cottage on our joint estate so that we can bring over a few friends if we feel like it... :rolleyes:

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
            -----
            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
            -----
            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
            Me, all the time

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            Lost User
            wrote on last edited by
            #20

            But you did not need to be adopted for the title? In that case I know one of your brothers. :-)

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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            • J Johnny J

              F-ES Sitecore wrote:

              OrderBy

              I dunno - surely some of the titles are hard to rank individually, which one outranks the other in the case of "His Royal Highness" and "Her Royal Highness" for instance? :confused: In Britain it must be "Her Royal Highness" first because Britain is ruled by a Queen :doh: So is Denmark by the way, but we don't have any "HIS royal highness", we have a "His Royal Whiner". X| In Norway, they have a king, so they would rank that higher. In Sweden, we also have a king, but he doesn't count, so even here, "Her Royal Highness" would rank higher... :rolleyes:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
              -----
              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
              -----
              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              Lost User
              wrote on last edited by
              #21

              And here we have only Burger King.

              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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              • R Revon

                His family name is NagyBACON ! Got to be made up

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                #22

                Big BACON? What's wrong with that? Anyway szalona is BACON in Magyar and the word here is Baczon [BARCH-ZON], a part of modern day Romania, the only part of which retaining the name is Kis Baczon or Little Baczon

                veni bibi saltavi

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                • R Rob Philpott

                  I don't like Harrods. Every time I've been there (less than 5) its been terrible. Packed with tourists and it can take you 45 panicked minutes just to get out when you decide you can't take any more. Also, the only time someone has 'looked down their nose' at me, literally, in my whole life happened on the street outside. It involved some old bag with clearly too much wealth tilting her head back (to look down her nose) at me with a look of disgust on her face. Really quite offensive. As I recall I was washed and clothed so really can't see what was so horrendous. Probably because I was wearing a watch from Argos or something.

                  Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  #23

                  As someone what lived in London for some years, I found the secret of Harrods, Harveys, et al is in the high ticket items. Leave the tat rooms behind and head for where the more expensive stuff is. When I got my coffee machine it was listed as between £500 and £600 everywhere i looked except Harrods. There I picked it up for £400 on the nose with a box of freebies thrown in. I believe the word is Kerching.

                  veni bibi saltavi

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                  • L Lost User

                    And here we have only Burger King.

                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                    Johnny J
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #24

                    Yeah, but you have Angela Merkel, so you're handicapped in completely different ways... ;P

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    • J Johnny J

                      Yeah, but you have Angela Merkel, so you're handicapped in completely different ways... ;P

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      Lost User
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #25

                      Next year, after the election, we will send her over in a bag.

                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Don't even try to contact Harrods unless you have a qualifying title[^].

                        veni bibi saltavi

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                        glennPattonWork3
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                        #26

                        Is that a play on 'All Your bases are belong to us' if so that was an early meme/flash animation wasn't it back in the day. :-\

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Don't even try to contact Harrods unless you have a qualifying title[^].

                          veni bibi saltavi

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                          HobbyProggy
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #27

                          Just for the Lulz, when i change the html values of the drop down and add my own thingy, does happen what i expect or will i get a call from FBI? :-\

                          Rules for the FOSW ![^]

                          if(this.signature != "")
                          {
                          MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
                          }
                          else
                          {
                          MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
                          }

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                          • G glennPattonWork3

                            Is that a play on 'All Your bases are belong to us' if so that was an early meme/flash animation wasn't it back in the day. :-\

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            #28

                            It's from the Engrish game Zero Wing[^] :-D

                            veni bibi saltavi

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                              Just for the Lulz, when i change the html values of the drop down and add my own thingy, does happen what i expect or will i get a call from FBI? :-\

                              Rules for the FOSW ![^]

                              if(this.signature != "")
                              {
                              MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
                              }
                              else
                              {
                              MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
                              }

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              HobbyProggy wrote:

                              or will i get a call from FBI?

                              Unlikely - Harrods is in Londinium, not the colonies, old boy.

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Don't even try to contact Harrods unless you have a qualifying title[^].

                                veni bibi saltavi

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                                Daniel Pfeffer
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #30

                                I note that 'President', 'Governer', and 'High Commissioner' do not appear on the list. Does that mean that no citizens of a republic or of the Commonwealth need apply? :laugh:

                                If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Don't even try to contact Harrods unless you have a qualifying title[^].

                                  veni bibi saltavi

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                                  W Balboos GHB
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                                  #31

                                  Seeing the size of that list, I'm again grateful I don't live in the UK ! One thing I noticed, mixed in with that cluster-fuck of titles, was sheik. How many of those do you keep handy to make that entry worth it? Perhaps in Whales?

                                  Ravings en masse^

                                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                  • W W Balboos GHB

                                    Seeing the size of that list, I'm again grateful I don't live in the UK ! One thing I noticed, mixed in with that cluster-fuck of titles, was sheik. How many of those do you keep handy to make that entry worth it? Perhaps in Whales?

                                    Ravings en masse^

                                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                    Johnny J
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #32

                                    W∴ Balboos wrote:

                                    sheik

                                    W∴ Balboos wrote:

                                    Perhaps in Whales?

                                    No silly, it was Captain AHAB! Not Captain ARAB! :doh:

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
                                    -----
                                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                                    -----
                                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                    Me, all the time

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      HobbyProggy wrote:

                                      or will i get a call from FBI?

                                      Unlikely - Harrods is in Londinium, not the colonies, old boy.

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      HobbyProggy
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                                      You think the MI6 is gonna stop the FBI? :-O

                                      Rules for the FOSW ![^]

                                      if(this.signature != "")
                                      {
                                      MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
                                      }
                                      else
                                      {
                                      MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
                                      }

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Don't even try to contact Harrods unless you have a qualifying title[^].

                                        veni bibi saltavi

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Dear, dear. "~~~ ARE belong to us" These unwashed peasants are so poorly versed in the Classics*. * For the unwashed: "Classics" was the study of Latin and Greek history, legend, and language that people like me were forced to follow in snobby schools -- which obviously made us superior to you oiks.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • H HobbyProggy

                                          You think the MI6 is gonna stop the FBI? :-O

                                          Rules for the FOSW ![^]

                                          if(this.signature != "")
                                          {
                                          MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
                                          }
                                          else
                                          {
                                          MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
                                          }

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          MI6 through 43 inclusive ... :laugh:

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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