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  • J Johnny J

    From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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    Lost User
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    #24

    Johnny J. wrote:

    From John Cleese

    Actually stolen from Leslie (when I was a boy).

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      Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      W Balboos GHB
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      諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

      Ravings en masse^

      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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      • J Johnny J

        From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
        -----
        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        szukuro
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        #26

        Johnny J. wrote:

        From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

        Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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          諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

          Ravings en masse^

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          Mark_Wallace
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          #27

          You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English. (Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Johnny J. wrote:

            From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

            Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              szukuro
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              Fair enough, but just googling "john cleese revocation" shows a lot of results dating way back, showing that this is some rehashed stuff.

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              • S szukuro

                Fair enough, but just googling "john cleese revocation" shows a lot of results dating way back, showing that this is some rehashed stuff.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                So it'll probably be Leslie-ed even after he's joined Leslie.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English. (Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Nelek
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                  I would say even more... it is very bad considered to show anger or that you are pissed off in asiatic lands. So they tell you all with a smile in the face but shooting you or stabbing you in their look.

                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                  • J Johnny J

                    From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    Lost User
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                    #32

                    True, mirkans elected a monkey that invents whole departments and then fires them immediately. It's not a joke folks, he means it.[^]

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                    • J Johnny J

                      From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      dbrenth
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                      Number 7 makes sense if you realize this was written for the 2000 election debacle which started on November 2, 2000. Old

                      Brent

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