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  • Z ZurdoDev

    It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:

    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    OriginalGriff
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    If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • J Johnny J

      From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      Munchies_Matt
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      Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Maybe they did and nobody noticed?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        W Balboos GHB
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        I though you guys would be big fans of them. The House and Senate like pork. You like bacon. Kith and Kin if ever there were any.

        Ravings en masse^

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        • M Munchies_Matt

          Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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          ZurdoDev
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          Munchies_Matt wrote:

          I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

          You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            W Balboos GHB
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            मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              ZurdoDev
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              If you think everyone in the US is smart

              Of course. That is what I said. Everyone in the US is smart. :doh: :rolleyes: You are unintentionally proving my point, I suppose.

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                W Balboos GHB
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                They're an example of why we have to stop letting you guys come over here with H1b visas.

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                • Z ZurdoDev

                  Munchies_Matt wrote:

                  I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

                  You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                  • M Munchies_Matt

                    Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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                    Johnny J
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                    He isn't - he's just a Grumpy Old Man. This[^] doesn't mean a thing.... :cool: Anyway, who cares? He'll be dead in 5 years[^] anyway! :rolleyes: Or would have been if it wasn't because he died 2 days ago[^] (alledgedly)! :doh:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
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                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
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                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    • W W Balboos GHB

                      मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • M Munchies_Matt

                        Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                        ZurdoDev
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                        Munchies_Matt wrote:

                        Great comedian

                        Agreed.

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          I don't know if it was your intention to prove that US-ians can't read, but you appear to have achieved it, anyway.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • J Johnny J

                            From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                            Anonymous
                            -----
                            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                            Winston Churchill, 1944
                            -----
                            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                            Me, all the time

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                            Lost User
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                            Johnny J. wrote:

                            From John Cleese

                            Actually stolen from Leslie (when I was a boy).

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                            • M Mark_Wallace

                              Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

                              Ravings en masse^

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                Anonymous
                                -----
                                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                Winston Churchill, 1944
                                -----
                                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                Me, all the time

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                                szukuro
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                                Johnny J. wrote:

                                From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

                                Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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                                  諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

                                  Ravings en masse^

                                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English. (Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    Johnny J. wrote:

                                    From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

                                    Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      szukuro
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                                      Fair enough, but just googling "john cleese revocation" shows a lot of results dating way back, showing that this is some rehashed stuff.

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                                      • S szukuro

                                        Fair enough, but just googling "john cleese revocation" shows a lot of results dating way back, showing that this is some rehashed stuff.

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        So it'll probably be Leslie-ed even after he's joined Leslie.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English. (Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Nelek
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                                          I would say even more... it is very bad considered to show anger or that you are pissed off in asiatic lands. So they tell you all with a smile in the face but shooting you or stabbing you in their look.

                                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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