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  • W W Balboos GHB

    So - as best as I can discern (and that's impeccably accurate at all times), you guys haven't even started leaving the EU and already are try to create a new version. I'll tell ya' whut: You can rent Mississippi for a while - test drive it for a while - and then decide how wise you commentator realize is. And we'll keep our 'merican spelling of words, which favor logic and common sense, and you can continue with your adoptions of French spellings and pronunciations. Note to self: suggest that before they 'build a wall' they should widen the Atlantic.

    Ravings en masse^

    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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    Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • J Johnny J

      From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      Mel Padden
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      I read that yesterday, and although I'm a longtime fan of Cleese and Python, I thought it was unfunny, childish, off point and certainly not helpful to the discussion. Just a series of old Yank jokes rehashed in the context of a serious international event. Not impressed.

      "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"

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      • J Johnny J

        From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        StM0n
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        George III[^] would be extravagantly pleased.

        (yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff

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          George III[^] would be extravagantly pleased.

          (yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff

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          glennPattonWork3
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          Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...

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            Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...

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            StM0n
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            That would be correct :)

            (yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff

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            • J Johnny J

              From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              ZurdoDev
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              It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                OriginalGriff
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                If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • J Johnny J

                  From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
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                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                  Me, all the time

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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                    Maybe they did and nobody noticed?

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    I though you guys would be big fans of them. The House and Senate like pork. You like bacon. Kith and Kin if ever there were any.

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • M Munchies_Matt

                      Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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                      ZurdoDev
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                      Munchies_Matt wrote:

                      I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

                      You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        W Balboos GHB
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                        मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

                        Ravings en masse^

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          ZurdoDev
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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          If you think everyone in the US is smart

                          Of course. That is what I said. Everyone in the US is smart. :doh: :rolleyes: You are unintentionally proving my point, I suppose.

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            W Balboos GHB
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                            They're an example of why we have to stop letting you guys come over here with H1b visas.

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            • Z ZurdoDev

                              Munchies_Matt wrote:

                              I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

                              You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

                              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                              Munchies_Matt
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                              Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                              • M Munchies_Matt

                                Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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                                Johnny J
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                                He isn't - he's just a Grumpy Old Man. This[^] doesn't mean a thing.... :cool: Anyway, who cares? He'll be dead in 5 years[^] anyway! :rolleyes: Or would have been if it wasn't because he died 2 days ago[^] (alledgedly)! :doh:

                                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                Anonymous
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                                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                Me, all the time

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                                • W W Balboos GHB

                                  मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

                                  Ravings en masse^

                                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • M Munchies_Matt

                                    Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                                    ZurdoDev
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                                    Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                    Great comedian

                                    Agreed.

                                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      I don't know if it was your intention to prove that US-ians can't read, but you appear to have achieved it, anyway.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                        Anonymous
                                        -----
                                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                                        -----
                                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                        Me, all the time

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Johnny J. wrote:

                                        From John Cleese

                                        Actually stolen from Leslie (when I was a boy).

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          W Balboos GHB
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                                          諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

                                          Ravings en masse^

                                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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