To all 'mericans
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeHmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.
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Maybe they did and nobody noticed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I though you guys would be big fans of them. The House and Senate like pork. You like bacon. Kith and Kin if ever there were any.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.
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Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
मैं यह नहीं मिलता है
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
If you think everyone in the US is smart
Of course. That is what I said. Everyone in the US is smart. :doh: :rolleyes: You are unintentionally proving my point, I suppose.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
They're an example of why we have to stop letting you guys come over here with H1b visas.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.
You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)
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Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.
He isn't - he's just a Grumpy Old Man. This[^] doesn't mean a thing.... :cool: Anyway, who cares? He'll be dead in 5 years[^] anyway! :rolleyes: Or would have been if it wasn't because he died 2 days ago[^] (alledgedly)! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
मैं यह नहीं मिलता है
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)
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If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I don't know if it was your intention to prove that US-ians can't read, but you appear to have achieved it, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如，當一個人對仙人掌做愛時
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如，當一個人對仙人掌做愛時
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English. (Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Johnny J. wrote:
From John Cleese[^] :laugh:
Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]
Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Fair enough, but just googling "john cleese revocation" shows a lot of results dating way back, showing that this is some rehashed stuff.
So it'll probably be Leslie-ed even after he's joined Leslie.
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