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  • S StM0n

    George III[^] would be extravagantly pleased.

    (yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff

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    glennPattonWork3
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    Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...

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    • G glennPattonWork3

      Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...

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      StM0n
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      That would be correct :)

      (yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff

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      • J Johnny J

        From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        ZurdoDev
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        It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        • Z ZurdoDev

          It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          OriginalGriff
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          If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • J Johnny J

            From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
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            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
            Me, all the time

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            Munchies_Matt
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            Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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              Maybe they did and nobody noticed?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              W Balboos GHB
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              I though you guys would be big fans of them. The House and Senate like pork. You like bacon. Kith and Kin if ever there were any.

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              • M Munchies_Matt

                Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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                ZurdoDev
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                Munchies_Matt wrote:

                I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

                You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  W Balboos GHB
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                  मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

                  Ravings en masse^

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    ZurdoDev
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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    If you think everyone in the US is smart

                    Of course. That is what I said. Everyone in the US is smart. :doh: :rolleyes: You are unintentionally proving my point, I suppose.

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      They're an example of why we have to stop letting you guys come over here with H1b visas.

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      • Z ZurdoDev

                        Munchies_Matt wrote:

                        I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

                        You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        Munchies_Matt
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                        Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                        • M Munchies_Matt

                          Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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                          Johnny J
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                          He isn't - he's just a Grumpy Old Man. This[^] doesn't mean a thing.... :cool: Anyway, who cares? He'll be dead in 5 years[^] anyway! :rolleyes: Or would have been if it wasn't because he died 2 days ago[^] (alledgedly)! :doh:

                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                          Winston Churchill, 1944
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                          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                          Me, all the time

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                          • W W Balboos GHB

                            मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • M Munchies_Matt

                              Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                              ZurdoDev
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                              Munchies_Matt wrote:

                              Great comedian

                              Agreed.

                              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                I don't know if it was your intention to prove that US-ians can't read, but you appear to have achieved it, anyway.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • J Johnny J

                                  From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                  Anonymous
                                  -----
                                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                  Winston Churchill, 1944
                                  -----
                                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                  Me, all the time

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Johnny J. wrote:

                                  From John Cleese

                                  Actually stolen from Leslie (when I was a boy).

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                                  • M Mark_Wallace

                                    Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    W Balboos GHB
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                                    諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

                                    Ravings en masse^

                                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                      Anonymous
                                      -----
                                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                                      -----
                                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                      Me, all the time

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                                      szukuro
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                                      Johnny J. wrote:

                                      From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

                                      Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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                                        諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

                                        Ravings en masse^

                                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English. (Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • S szukuro

                                          Johnny J. wrote:

                                          From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

                                          Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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