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  • G glennPattonWork3

    Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...

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    StM0n
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    That would be correct :)

    (yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff

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    • J Johnny J

      From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      ZurdoDev
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      It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        OriginalGriff
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        If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • J Johnny J

          From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
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          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          Munchies_Matt
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          Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Maybe they did and nobody noticed?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            W Balboos GHB
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            I though you guys would be big fans of them. The House and Senate like pork. You like bacon. Kith and Kin if ever there were any.

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • M Munchies_Matt

              Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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              ZurdoDev
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              Munchies_Matt wrote:

              I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

              You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                W Balboos GHB
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                मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  ZurdoDev
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  If you think everyone in the US is smart

                  Of course. That is what I said. Everyone in the US is smart. :doh: :rolleyes: You are unintentionally proving my point, I suppose.

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    #18

                    They're an example of why we have to stop letting you guys come over here with H1b visas.

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • Z ZurdoDev

                      Munchies_Matt wrote:

                      I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.

                      You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      Munchies_Matt
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                      Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                      • M Munchies_Matt

                        Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.

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                        Johnny J
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                        He isn't - he's just a Grumpy Old Man. This[^] doesn't mean a thing.... :cool: Anyway, who cares? He'll be dead in 5 years[^] anyway! :rolleyes: Or would have been if it wasn't because he died 2 days ago[^] (alledgedly)! :doh:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
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                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
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                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        • W W Balboos GHB

                          मैं यह नहीं मिलता है

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • M Munchies_Matt

                            Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)

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                            ZurdoDev
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                            Munchies_Matt wrote:

                            Great comedian

                            Agreed.

                            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              I don't know if it was your intention to prove that US-ians can't read, but you appear to have achieved it, anyway.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              • J Johnny J

                                From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                Anonymous
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                                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                Winston Churchill, 1944
                                -----
                                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                Me, all the time

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                                Lost User
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                                Johnny J. wrote:

                                From John Cleese

                                Actually stolen from Leslie (when I was a boy).

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                                • M Mark_Wallace

                                  Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  W Balboos GHB
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                                  諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

                                  Ravings en masse^

                                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                  • J Johnny J

                                    From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
                                    -----
                                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                                    -----
                                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                    Me, all the time

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                                    szukuro
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                                    Johnny J. wrote:

                                    From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

                                    Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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                                      諷刺 - 受虐狂的高潮 例如,當一個人對仙人掌做愛時

                                      Ravings en masse^

                                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      You picked the wrong language for that. The Chinese are as satirical/sarcastic as the English. (Which is probably why US-ians can't understand them, either)

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        Johnny J. wrote:

                                        From John Cleese[^] :laugh:

                                        Not only is this not actually from John Cleese, but it's not even referring to Trump but George W. Bush. Yep, it is that old. Snopes[^]

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          Not that snopes is a reliable source, but I find that believable.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          szukuro
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                                          Fair enough, but just googling "john cleese revocation" shows a lot of results dating way back, showing that this is some rehashed stuff.

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