To all 'mericans
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeQuote:
Congress and the Senate are disbanded. A questionnaire circulated next year will determine whether any of you noticed.
That's something we should try all over the world...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeSo - as best as I can discern (and that's impeccably accurate at all times), you guys haven't even started leaving the EU and already are try to create a new version. I'll tell ya' whut: You can rent Mississippi for a while - test drive it for a while - and then decide how wise you commentator realize is. And we'll keep our 'merican spelling of words, which favor logic and common sense, and you can continue with your adoptions of French spellings and pronunciations. Note to self: suggest that before they 'build a wall' they should widen the Atlantic.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Congress and the Senate are disbanded. A questionnaire circulated next year will determine whether any of you noticed.
That's something we should try all over the world...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Maybe they did and nobody noticed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So - as best as I can discern (and that's impeccably accurate at all times), you guys haven't even started leaving the EU and already are try to create a new version. I'll tell ya' whut: You can rent Mississippi for a while - test drive it for a while - and then decide how wise you commentator realize is. And we'll keep our 'merican spelling of words, which favor logic and common sense, and you can continue with your adoptions of French spellings and pronunciations. Note to self: suggest that before they 'build a wall' they should widen the Atlantic.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeI read that yesterday, and although I'm a longtime fan of Cleese and Python, I thought it was unfunny, childish, off point and certainly not helpful to the discussion. Just a series of old Yank jokes rehashed in the context of a serious international event. Not impressed.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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George III[^] would be extravagantly pleased.
(yes|no|maybe)* "Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...
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Had a brief look was he 'mad' King George...
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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It was that same British arrogance that made the smart ones leave in the first place. :doh:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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From John Cleese[^] :laugh: Out of the door, line on the left, one vegetable peeler each (for those with the proper permit, that is!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeHmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.
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Maybe they did and nobody noticed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I though you guys would be big fans of them. The House and Senate like pork. You like bacon. Kith and Kin if ever there were any.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.
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Go to "Non-English Language" in the menu on the left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
मैं यह नहीं मिलता है
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
If you think everyone in the US is smart
Of course. That is what I said. Everyone in the US is smart. :doh: :rolleyes: You are unintentionally proving my point, I suppose.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If you think everyone in the US is smart then you are reading the wrong papers: American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph[^] :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
They're an example of why we have to stop letting you guys come over here with H1b visas.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
I never realised Cleese was such an a***hole.
You never heard him speak outside of a script? :-\
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)
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Hmm. I never realised Cleese was such an arsehole.
He isn't - he's just a Grumpy Old Man. This[^] doesn't mean a thing.... :cool: Anyway, who cares? He'll be dead in 5 years[^] anyway! :rolleyes: Or would have been if it wasn't because he died 2 days ago[^] (alledgedly)! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
मैं यह नहीं मिलता है
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Of course you don't! It's sarcasm! Look up "sarcasm".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Great comedian. clearly a crap sociologist. :)
