Best advice from Microsoft
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I have just been reading an article about a network connectivity issue following the latest Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft's advice... Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website. Der.....
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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I have just been reading an article about a network connectivity issue following the latest Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft's advice... Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website. Der.....
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
Herbie Mountjoy wrote:
if that doesn't work visit their website.
Playing devil's advocate here, they probably are referring to the fact that most people have more than one device that can access the internet. However, back when the internet was still new and before smart phones you would sometimes see that error and definitely shake your head.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have just been reading an article about a network connectivity issue following the latest Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft's advice... Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website. Der.....
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Don't be so restrictive and try to be a little more user friendly: Press any key to continue
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Don't be so restrictive and try to be a little more user friendly: Press any key to continue
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
There are over a hundred any keys right in front of you, they only have been deceptively labeled in all kinds of other ways.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
There are over a hundred any keys right in front of you, they only have been deceptively labeled in all kinds of other ways.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
How am i to know wether or not you can do that? :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
It's between the right hand CTRL and Windows keys on US keyboards: File:Keyboard-anykey-cropped.jpg - Wikimedia Commons[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How am i to know wether or not you can do that? :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? 55378008. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot? Stu. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso? Dick. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor? Harry. And there's more![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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I have just been reading an article about a network connectivity issue following the latest Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft's advice... Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website. Der.....
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
My boss was catched by that last friday here at work. Came to me claiming about "no internet, no connection to the local network". Took me less than 5 minutes to get it working again (checking the port light at the switch, opening a console to type "ipconfig", recognising that there was wrong a IP, trying "ipconfig /renew", problem solved). At the weekend I read the first articles about the problem. They suggested various solutions including mine. But Microsoft still suggested to restart on their web site ... Awkward issue: The systems did not always connected to the DHCP server at startup. I checked the server logs here and there was no request from the affected system. So restarting might help or even not.
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I have just been reading an article about a network connectivity issue following the latest Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft's advice... Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website. Der.....
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
Herbie Mountjoy wrote:
Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website.
By "their" did they mean apple's or ubuntu's web-site?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? 55378008. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot? Stu. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso? Dick. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor? Harry. And there's more![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeWhat do you say to a man with no arms & no legs when your watch is broken? Have you got the time on yer cock?
