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  • Z Zterh

    Keyboard not found Press F1 to continue

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    Lost User
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    Don't be so restrictive and try to be a little more user friendly: Press any key to continue

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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    • L Lost User

      Don't be so restrictive and try to be a little more user friendly: Press any key to continue

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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      Lost User
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      where's the any key?

      Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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      • L Lost User

        where's the any key?

        Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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        Lost User
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        There are over a hundred any keys right in front of you, they only have been deceptively labeled in all kinds of other ways.

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        • L Lost User

          There are over a hundred any keys right in front of you, they only have been deceptively labeled in all kinds of other ways.

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          Lost User
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          ooh ooh, can I press the Scroll Lock key? Please. :-)

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          • L Lost User

            ooh ooh, can I press the Scroll Lock key? Please. :-)

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            How am i to know wether or not you can do that? :-)

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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            • L Lost User

              where's the any key?

              Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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              OriginalGriff
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              It's between the right hand CTRL and Windows keys on US keyboards: File:Keyboard-anykey-cropped.jpg - Wikimedia Commons[^]

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • L Lost User

                How am i to know wether or not you can do that? :-)

                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? 55378008. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot? Stu. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso? Dick. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor? Harry. And there's more![^]

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                  I have just been reading an article about a network connectivity issue following the latest Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft's advice... Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website. Der.....

                  We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.

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                  Jochen Arndt
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                  My boss was catched by that last friday here at work. Came to me claiming about "no internet, no connection to the local network". Took me less than 5 minutes to get it working again (checking the port light at the switch, opening a console to type "ipconfig", recognising that there was wrong a IP, trying "ipconfig /renew", problem solved). At the weekend I read the first articles about the problem. They suggested various solutions including mine. But Microsoft still suggested to restart on their web site ... Awkward issue: The systems did not always connected to the DHCP server at startup. I checked the server logs here and there was no request from the affected system. So restarting might help or even not.

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                  • H Herbie Mountjoy

                    I have just been reading an article about a network connectivity issue following the latest Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft's advice... Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website. Der.....

                    We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Herbie Mountjoy wrote:

                    Try restarting the PC and if that doesn't work visit their website.

                    By "their" did they mean apple's or ubuntu's web-site?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • J Johnny J

                      What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? 55378008. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot? Stu. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso? Dick. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor? Harry. And there's more![^]

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
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                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      Worried Brown Eyes
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                      What do you say to a man with no arms & no legs when your watch is broken? Have you got the time on yer cock?

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