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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]

    This space for rent

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    Lost User
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    I read only the headline. Is it worth reading?

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]

      This space for rent

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      ZurdoDev
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      Quote:

      judging from the comments section

      Or perhaps you are missing their humor. :^)

      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        I read only the headline. Is it worth reading?

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        Jochen Arndt
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        No. Nothing new said there.

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]

          This space for rent

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          Mark_Wallace
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          tl;dr

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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            Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Maximus Decimus Meridius vocor dux exercitus ad aquilonem Generali Felix Legionum fideli servo verus imperator Marcus Aurelius. Patre mactato filio uxorem suo interfectus est. Et dabo ultionem meam in hoc saeculo neque in futuro.

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              tl;dr

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Pete OHanlon
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              #8

              Short form: Sic transit gloria mundi

              This space for rent

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Short form: Sic transit gloria mundi

                This space for rent

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                OriginalGriff
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                #9

                "Gloria is feeling unwell in the back of a Ford today"?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]

                  This space for rent

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                  Lost User
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                  That's how companies like MS keep pedaling worse and worse crap, "new version of windows" - and the lemmings dive in because 'newer means better and more features does it not?' Few read further to find out nothing great, useful features and control have been removed, and some of the 'new features' are actually downgrades of old better features, for example the one of the biggest downgrades: 'windows (pl)' became 'window (s)' albeit with a fast sounding new name 'metro'. Newer was definitely not better. (What's next? A console window only?)

                  Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    "Gloria is feeling unwell in the back of a Ford today"?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Lost User
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                    Veni, vidi, non confisus oculis

                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                    • L Lost User

                      That's how companies like MS keep pedaling worse and worse crap, "new version of windows" - and the lemmings dive in because 'newer means better and more features does it not?' Few read further to find out nothing great, useful features and control have been removed, and some of the 'new features' are actually downgrades of old better features, for example the one of the biggest downgrades: 'windows (pl)' became 'window (s)' albeit with a fast sounding new name 'metro'. Newer was definitely not better. (What's next? A console window only?)

                      Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                      Lost User
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                      Lopatir wrote:

                      (What's next? A console window only?)

                      Retro Style, it's the future.

                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Maximus Decimus Meridius vocor dux exercitus ad aquilonem Generali Felix Legionum fideli servo verus imperator Marcus Aurelius. Patre mactato filio uxorem suo interfectus est. Et dabo ultionem meam in hoc saeculo neque in futuro.

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        Richard Deeming
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                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                        • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                          Bacon ipsum dolor amet esse venison fatback magna, spare ribs ex cow. Frankfurter t-bone biltong, deserunt pork jerky beef meatloaf ball tip porchetta culpa pariatur adipisicing ad. Meatball jerky commodo, capicola eiusmod frankfurter labore biltong cupim sunt culpa magna. Ex ullamco consequat proident. Tail prosciutto non consequat anim. Bacon Ipsum - A Meatier Lorem Ipsum Generator[^] :-D


                          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Ah, but does it do Gladiator references? :laugh:

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Ah, but does it do Gladiator references? :laugh:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Richard Deeming
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                            No, but Google Translate does. :laugh: Fy enw i yw Maximus Decimus Meridius, rheolwr y Byddinoedd y Gogledd, Cyffredinol y Felix Llengoedd, gwas ffyddlon i'r ymerawdwr yn wir, Marcus Aurelius. Tad i fab llofruddio, gŵr i wraig llofruddio. A bydd yr wyf wedi fy dial, yn y bywyd hwn neu'r nesaf.


                            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                            • L Lost User

                              Veni, vidi, non confisus oculis

                              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Or, if you're talking about the distaff side: vidi, vici, veni.* * Not only Latin, but also semi-archaic English phrase usage -- it'll be sheer luck if anyone gets it

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Maximus Decimus Meridius vocor dux exercitus ad aquilonem Generali Felix Legionum fideli servo verus imperator Marcus Aurelius. Patre mactato filio uxorem suo interfectus est. Et dabo ultionem meam in hoc saeculo neque in futuro.

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                Lost User
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                                I had really expected a bacon-ipsum from you..

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                • M Mark_Wallace

                                  Or, if you're talking about the distaff side: vidi, vici, veni.* * Not only Latin, but also semi-archaic English phrase usage -- it'll be sheer luck if anyone gets it

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Lost User
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                                  The order of events always has been important and too early was never goos. :-)

                                  The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                  This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                  "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Maximus Decimus Meridius vocor dux exercitus ad aquilonem Generali Felix Legionum fideli servo verus imperator Marcus Aurelius. Patre mactato filio uxorem suo interfectus est. Et dabo ultionem meam in hoc saeculo neque in futuro.

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    W Balboos GHB
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                                    Isn't there a point where posting that particular statement is plagiarism ?

                                    Ravings en masse^

                                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                    • W W Balboos GHB

                                      Isn't there a point where posting that particular statement is plagiarism ?

                                      Ravings en masse^

                                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      Not sure if you can plagiarise a meme... :laugh:

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]

                                        This space for rent

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                                        Damian Alvarez Smiet
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                                        TL;DR

                                        Nihil obstat

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]

                                          This space for rent

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                                          JohnLBevan
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                                          You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. You’re disgusting. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different? We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. I’m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text. Trump Ipsum is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslim text entering your website. I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. (This message was brought to you by Trump Ipmsum)[^]

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