I despair at the lack of humour
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judging from the comments section
Or perhaps you are missing their humor. :^)
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I read only the headline. Is it worth reading?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.No. Nothing new said there.
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tl;dr
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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tl;dr
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Short form: Sic transit gloria mundi
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Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Short form: Sic transit gloria mundi
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"Gloria is feeling unwell in the back of a Ford today"?
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That's how companies like MS keep pedaling worse and worse crap, "new version of windows" - and the lemmings dive in because 'newer means better and more features does it not?' Few read further to find out nothing great, useful features and control have been removed, and some of the 'new features' are actually downgrades of old better features, for example the one of the biggest downgrades: 'windows (pl)' became 'window (s)' albeit with a fast sounding new name 'metro'. Newer was definitely not better. (What's next? A console window only?)
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
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"Gloria is feeling unwell in the back of a Ford today"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Veni, vidi, non confisus oculis
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
That's how companies like MS keep pedaling worse and worse crap, "new version of windows" - and the lemmings dive in because 'newer means better and more features does it not?' Few read further to find out nothing great, useful features and control have been removed, and some of the 'new features' are actually downgrades of old better features, for example the one of the biggest downgrades: 'windows (pl)' became 'window (s)' albeit with a fast sounding new name 'metro'. Newer was definitely not better. (What's next? A console window only?)
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
Lopatir wrote:
(What's next? A console window only?)
Retro Style, it's the future.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer
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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Ah, but does it do Gladiator references? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Ah, but does it do Gladiator references? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
No, but Google Translate does. :laugh: Fy enw i yw Maximus Decimus Meridius, rheolwr y Byddinoedd y Gogledd, Cyffredinol y Felix Llengoedd, gwas ffyddlon i'r ymerawdwr yn wir, Marcus Aurelius. Tad i fab llofruddio, gŵr i wraig llofruddio. A bydd yr wyf wedi fy dial, yn y bywyd hwn neu'r nesaf.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Veni, vidi, non confisus oculis
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.Or, if you're talking about the distaff side: vidi, vici, veni.* * Not only Latin, but also semi-archaic English phrase usage -- it'll be sheer luck if anyone gets it
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or, if you're talking about the distaff side: vidi, vici, veni.* * Not only Latin, but also semi-archaic English phrase usage -- it'll be sheer luck if anyone gets it
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
The order of events always has been important and too early was never goos. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
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Isn't there a point where posting that particular statement is plagiarism ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Isn't there a point where posting that particular statement is plagiarism ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Not sure if you can plagiarise a meme... :laugh:
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Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]
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TL;DR
Nihil obstat
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Some people get it. Others, judging from the comments section, don't appear to have a functioning sense of humour. New study reveals 90% of web users only read the headlines[^]
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You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. You’re disgusting. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different? We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. I’m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text. Trump Ipsum is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslim text entering your website. I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. (This message was brought to you by Trump Ipmsum)[^]
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Short form: Sic transit gloria mundi
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Gloria got sick on the bus Monday. ;P
