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  • H H Brydon

    He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town

    I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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    Kevin Marois
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    Slow day?

    If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.

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    • H H Brydon

      He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town

      I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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      CMullikin
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      This one was already old when Leslie told it.

      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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        This one was already old when Leslie told it.

        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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        H Brydon
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        He told it to me.

        I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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        • H H Brydon

          He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town

          I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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          Lost User
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          Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

          Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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          • L Lost User

            Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

            Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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            OriginalGriff
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            Nope. He only lists the Naughty Ones under the age of puberty. That's a much smaller dataset.

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            • H H Brydon

              He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town

              I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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              Ravi Bhavnani
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              :-D /ravi

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              • L Lost User

                Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

                Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                k5054
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                4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.

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                • L Lost User

                  Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

                  Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                  Jon McKee
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                  Including the 7 deadly sins? Who needs big data when every request returns "0 rows returned." :laugh:

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                  • K k5054

                    4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.

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                    dandy72
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                    I was wondering where that subset of 4 billion was coming from.

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                    • L Lost User

                      Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

                      Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                      Lopatir wrote:

                      Santa's on big data

                      If I were Santa under those working conditions, I'd be on Coke (Oh, wait! He Is!) :doh:

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                      • K k5054

                        4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        But the "naughty" intersection fills most of both sets on a Venn diagram.

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