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  • H H Brydon

    He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town

    I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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    CMullikin
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    This one was already old when Leslie told it.

    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      This one was already old when Leslie told it.

      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      He told it to me.

      I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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      • H H Brydon

        He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town

        I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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        Lost User
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        Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

        Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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          Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

          Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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          OriginalGriff
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          Nope. He only lists the Naughty Ones under the age of puberty. That's a much smaller dataset.

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          • H H Brydon

            He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town

            I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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            • L Lost User

              Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

              Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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              k5054
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              4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.

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                Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

                Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                Jon McKee
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                Including the 7 deadly sins? Who needs big data when every request returns "0 rows returned." :laugh:

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                • K k5054

                  4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.

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                  dandy72
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                  I was wondering where that subset of 4 billion was coming from.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.

                    Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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                    Lopatir wrote:

                    Santa's on big data

                    If I were Santa under those working conditions, I'd be on Coke (Oh, wait! He Is!) :doh:

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                    • K k5054

                      4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.

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                      But the "naughty" intersection fills most of both sets on a Venn diagram.

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