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What I imagine devs will be talking about in 20 years....

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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

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    Kirk 10389821
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    I think you give us too much credit: 1) Testing (greatest thing ever or sucks) 2) Code Formatting 3) Other Programmers 4) This horrible code you inherited 5) How to find a better work environment 6) How much trouble you keep getting into for posting things on CP and other people are reading!

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Qubits are soooo 2036! All the cool froods are using octanibbles.

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      I find octanibbles hard to swallow.

      Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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      • M MikeTheFid

        I find octanibbles hard to swallow.

        Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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        OriginalGriff
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        Maybe you need to take a smaller byte?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Maybe you need to take a smaller byte?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          MikeTheFid
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          I... I have no words!

          Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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          • M MikeTheFid

            I... I have no words!

            Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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            OriginalGriff
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            Do you need a couple of pointers?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Do you need a couple of pointers?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              MikeTheFid
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              I'd really need to see your references first.

              Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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              • M MikeTheFid

                I'd really need to see your references first.

                Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Sorry - I'm a little short at the moment.

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Sorry - I'm a little short at the moment.

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  MikeTheFid
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                  I'm working at the moment but I'll Google you in a bit.

                  Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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                  • M MikeTheFid

                    I'm working at the moment but I'll Google you in a bit.

                    Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Don't take too long!

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Don't take too long!

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      MikeTheFid
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                      I TRY to CATCH up to your brilliance that is without EXCEPTION but, alas, I'm FINALLY unable to keep up with the floating point of it all! :)

                      Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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                      • M MikeTheFid

                        I TRY to CATCH up to your brilliance that is without EXCEPTION but, alas, I'm FINALLY unable to keep up with the floating point of it all! :)

                        Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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                        It just takes me double the time it takes you!

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                          ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

                          Jeremy Falcon

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                          Charles Programmer
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                          Those stupid worthless humans, they don't even have jobs.

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                          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                            That letter will be å. Only Scandinavians will be able to write code on their default keyboard. Programmers will know how to get it from the character map. All others will have no idea how to write anything :D

                            Best, Sander arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript SQL Server for C# Developers Succinctly Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                            Charles Programmer
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                            Åå alt-0197 alt-0229 respectfully, from my english keyboard. Or is it from Stargate SG1?

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