What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
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He is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the thread 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-TROLL!! But he'll be back, probably via his brother's pet shop in Bolton.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pom Pey3 wrote:
Not exactly sure how you know it was fictional either.
Is it on BuzzFeed? Then either there is a 90% it's fictional or it's 90% fictional. Clickbaiter scum...
DURA LEX, SED LEX GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
That's where snowflake Millennials get their news now, we just need to deal with it [shrug]
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Why a chickpea is a food staple. If you read more into it then that's in your head surely?
It is not the food on the face, it is using Trump. Thus politics which goes in the soapbox. Notice I did not remark on your original post content as it did not interest me.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It is not the food on the face, it is using Trump. Thus politics which goes in the soapbox. Notice I did not remark on your original post content as it did not interest me.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I stand corrected.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Trump has never had a lentil on his face.
Trump turned down two billions he was offered over the weekend for one deal, no a number of deals, so he will not have a conflict, although he has no conflict because he is a president! [[[ ]()]Trump turns down two billion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vkLQdgBZXU) HE DID IT FOR YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!!
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That's where snowflake Millennials get their news now, we just need to deal with it [shrug]
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Trump has never had a lentil on his face.
Now we know why his skin has that colour!
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Interesting. Not sure why you felt the need to point out it was fictional - this was a joke. Not exactly sure how you know it was fictional either.
1. It's printed on a letterhead not used by British intelligence, despite that being the supposed source. 2. It contains numerous factual errors, and more errors continue to be pointed out as time goes on. 3. Trump is a germaphobe who spent his whole life avoiding excessive contact with people or potential disease, but his secret vice is spreading body fluids everywhere with random prostitutes? Really? From looking at it, it appears to use American English more than British English, has horrible spelling errors, and seems influenced by election news of the same time period. I'm sure someone will tear it to pieces soon, but it's already fallen apart in so many ways, it's hard to not call it a blatant fake.
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:rolleyes:
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Russia is responsible for 9/11 for instance. Without it being necessary to arm militants to fight Russia, the Taliban would not have formed and Bin Laden would have never done 9/11.
GoebbelWarming wrote:
Russia is responsible for 9/11 for instance.
Do you have any proof of this? And please don't link typical political garbage, I avoid politics like most rational people. But, do you have something real and concrete? I'm genuinely curious.
Jeremy Falcon
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Interesting. Not sure why you felt the need to point out it was fictional - this was a joke. Not exactly sure how you know it was fictional either.
I'm pro-trump and yet I found that funny. Don't know why people can't laugh more. Maybe if they did then we'd have less politics.
Jeremy Falcon
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GoebbelWarming wrote:
Russia is responsible for 9/11 for instance.
Do you have any proof of this? And please don't link typical political garbage, I avoid politics like most rational people. But, do you have something real and concrete? I'm genuinely curious.
Jeremy Falcon
Too late - it was another incarnation of ORT, and he's already left the building. :)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Pom Pey3 wrote:
Not exactly sure how you know it was fictional either.
Is it on BuzzFeed? Then either there is a 90% it's fictional or it's 90% fictional. Clickbaiter scum...
DURA LEX, SED LEX GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
den2k88 wrote:
Then either there is a 90% it's fictional or it's 90% fictional.
If that were true then the so called "libel" law suite would be bogus. Fox's Oriely Factor has been getting away with the same thing for a decade now under same idea. They use tactics like "Some people say" (which fox says) Obama is a Muslim. This is no different other than it is actually believable.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
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den2k88 wrote:
Then either there is a 90% it's fictional or it's 90% fictional.
If that were true then the so called "libel" law suite would be bogus. Fox's Oriely Factor has been getting away with the same thing for a decade now under same idea. They use tactics like "Some people say" (which fox says) Obama is a Muslim. This is no different other than it is actually believable.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
A person you (impersonal, not targeted to you) like files a lawsuit for libel: he did the right thing! He's been unjustly targeted! Proof of innocence. A person you (same as above) don't like files a lawsuit for libel: that b*tard, trying to suppress freedom of information and hide its skeletons! Proof of guilt. So, no,
N_tro_P wrote:
This is no different other than it is actually believable.
doesn't work for me. And BuzzFeed is a notorious viral news site, which means clickbaiting and scum. Not being journalist they are also basically free of any responsibility: free viral diffamation against anyone! EDIT: Besides: in Italy BuzzFeed is one of the main propagators of racist fake news and populist posts. That's because here it's that kind of posts that gets more clicks nowadays.
DURA LEX, SED LEX GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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GoebbelWarming wrote:
Russia is responsible for 9/11 for instance.
Do you have any proof of this? And please don't link typical political garbage, I avoid politics like most rational people. But, do you have something real and concrete? I'm genuinely curious.
Jeremy Falcon
If you read his next statement, it explains his reasoning. Put to the extreme, the Romans were responsible for 9/11 because you know, Masada.
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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If you read his next statement, it explains his reasoning. Put to the extreme, the Romans were responsible for 9/11 because you know, Masada.
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Nah, it's the Babylonians who are responsible for 9/11 because, you know, the destruction of the First Temple. Which leads us right back to Iraq :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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A person you (impersonal, not targeted to you) like files a lawsuit for libel: he did the right thing! He's been unjustly targeted! Proof of innocence. A person you (same as above) don't like files a lawsuit for libel: that b*tard, trying to suppress freedom of information and hide its skeletons! Proof of guilt. So, no,
N_tro_P wrote:
This is no different other than it is actually believable.
doesn't work for me. And BuzzFeed is a notorious viral news site, which means clickbaiting and scum. Not being journalist they are also basically free of any responsibility: free viral diffamation against anyone! EDIT: Besides: in Italy BuzzFeed is one of the main propagators of racist fake news and populist posts. That's because here it's that kind of posts that gets more clicks nowadays.
DURA LEX, SED LEX GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
You seem to just dismiss the last two decades then. Maybe you need to read up on how things changed in the late 80s due to Reagan and then the emergence of Fox news. Check out "Out Foxed" if you want a blip of it, but there is much more to it than they covered (including the liberal media following suite). Sorry, but you are just wrong. There are no "libel" laws that you speak of and even if there were nothing illegal was actually done by Buzzfeed or CNN. No one will pay a dime. You are just buying in to the Titter Chief and shows you have no clue just as he doesn't.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
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Nah, it's the Babylonians who are responsible for 9/11 because, you know, the destruction of the First Temple. Which leads us right back to Iraq :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
:-D Even better.:thumbsup::thumbsup:
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Russia is the number one threat to humanity. Instead of condemning this regime of darkness and standing up for innocents, Donald Trump has colluded with this evil power to undermine american democracy
GoebbelWarming wrote:
Russia Trump is the number one threat to humanity
FTFY Btw, I love your nickname.:cool: