That's why I think human race will be doomed.

Midi_Mick

The number of times I've want to post an answer like "Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming"...

Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

Lost User

Or teach him to ask "Do you want fries with that?"

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

peterkmx

Ha ha, a good one... They will fail there I think because a kind of certificate/diploma is needed for this, but for programming ... nope... :-)

HobbyProggy

I am not sure if to laugh.Show() or else to cry.Show()... maybe both, but that can't be written..

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

F ES Sitecore

I'll just take a look now....

Comment comment = new Comment();
comment = GetComment(threadID);

OriginalGriff

Didn't work for me:

The type or namespace name 'Comment' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?)

SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!!!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Tom Deketelaere

Just use if else ... If (CareerInAgedCare.Possible) { Post("Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming"); } else { PostRealAnswer(); }

Tom

PeejayAdams

Why can't we vote on comments? +1,000,000 Mr. MacCutchan!

Slogans aren't solutions.

Lost User

Thank you, but Griff would still be streets ahead of me.

OriginalGriff

Didn't work.

Error 1 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
Error 2 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
Error 3 The name 'you' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 17 GeneralTesting
Error 4 The name 'developer' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 24 GeneralTesting
Error 5 The type or namespace name 'write' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 1 GeneralTesting
Error 6 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
Error 7 The name 'code' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
Error 8 The type or namespace name 'consider' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 1 GeneralTesting
Error 9 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
Error 10 The name 'career' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting

SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Lost User

OriginalGriff wrote:

The name 'career' does not exist in the current context

Looks like the compiler is also doing predictions these days.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

OriginalGriff

I dunno - Burger Hell is a career, isn't it? :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

ZurdoDev

I agree. Beginning developers should already know how to code. :rolleyes: :doh:

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

W Balboos GHB

We have an official set of CP comments for that class of help request. These are used as links for the answers. One I would appreciate on this hoped-for list: You cannot use your smartphone to write proper code - it cannot make up for you being stupid.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Lost User

:laugh: :laugh:

Pom Pey3

Trying turning your machine off and never turning it back on again.

Lost User

At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing. Without that knowledge one is merely begging for the right words to "insert" into the existing code. Imagine your surgeons being trained like developers.

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Lost User

Midi_Mick wrote:

to post an answer like

I got reported for being abusive because I told one person that they should box up their computer and take it back to the store and get a refund. Of course, that was only slightly better than the one guy that was asking how to do his final year project, him I told to go to the registrars office and see if he could get a refund on his college education because clearly he learned nothing there. Libs didn't like that one either.

Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec Speed of stupid - instantaneous.

den2k88

Man, that's absolutely politically uncorrect! PS: I told the 2nd to an aquaintance of mine face to face. He ran off crying, then came back after a while - I snarked him again for being such a snowflake. He ran off again...

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ZurdoDev

Eddy Vluggen wrote:

At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing.

I think some people come here brand new, they don't even have that yet. They still deserve respect and help.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.