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  • M Midi_Mick

    The number of times I've want to post an answer like "Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming"...

    Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

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    peterkmx
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    Ha ha, a good one... They will fail there I think because a kind of certificate/diploma is needed for this, but for programming ... nope... :-)

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    • Z Zafar Sultan

      Take a look at the comment section.[^] :laugh: :laugh:

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      I am not sure if to laugh.Show() or else to cry.Show()... maybe both, but that can't be written..

      Rules for the FOSW ![^]

      if(this.signature != "")
      {
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      }
      else
      {
      MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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      • Z Zafar Sultan

        Take a look at the comment section.[^] :laugh: :laugh:

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        I'll just take a look now....

        Comment comment = new Comment();
        comment = GetComment(threadID);

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          I'll just take a look now....

          Comment comment = new Comment();
          comment = GetComment(threadID);

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          OriginalGriff
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          Didn't work for me:

          The type or namespace name 'Comment' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?)

          SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!!!

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • M Midi_Mick

            The number of times I've want to post an answer like "Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming"...

            Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

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            Tom Deketelaere
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            Just use if else ... If (CareerInAgedCare.Possible) { Post("Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming"); } else { PostRealAnswer(); }

            Tom

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            • Z Zafar Sultan

              Take a look at the comment section.[^] :laugh: :laugh:

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              PeejayAdams
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              Why can't we vote on comments? +1,000,000 Mr. MacCutchan!

              Slogans aren't solutions.

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              • P PeejayAdams

                Why can't we vote on comments? +1,000,000 Mr. MacCutchan!

                Slogans aren't solutions.

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                Lost User
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                Thank you, but Griff would still be streets ahead of me.

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                  Thank you, but Griff would still be streets ahead of me.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Didn't work.

                  Error 1 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                  Error 2 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
                  Error 3 The name 'you' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 17 GeneralTesting
                  Error 4 The name 'developer' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 24 GeneralTesting
                  Error 5 The type or namespace name 'write' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 1 GeneralTesting
                  Error 6 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                  Error 7 The name 'code' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                  Error 8 The type or namespace name 'consider' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 1 GeneralTesting
                  Error 9 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
                  Error 10 The name 'career' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting

                  SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    Didn't work.

                    Error 1 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                    Error 2 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
                    Error 3 The name 'you' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 17 GeneralTesting
                    Error 4 The name 'developer' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 24 GeneralTesting
                    Error 5 The type or namespace name 'write' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 1 GeneralTesting
                    Error 6 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                    Error 7 The name 'code' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                    Error 8 The type or namespace name 'consider' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 1 GeneralTesting
                    Error 9 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
                    Error 10 The name 'career' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting

                    SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Lost User
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                    #13

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    The name 'career' does not exist in the current context

                    Looks like the compiler is also doing predictions these days.

                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      The name 'career' does not exist in the current context

                      Looks like the compiler is also doing predictions these days.

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      I dunno - Burger Hell is a career, isn't it? :laugh:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • Z Zafar Sultan

                        Take a look at the comment section.[^] :laugh: :laugh:

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                        ZurdoDev
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                        I agree. Beginning developers should already know how to code. :rolleyes: :doh:

                        There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        • Z Zafar Sultan

                          Take a look at the comment section.[^] :laugh: :laugh:

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                          W Balboos GHB
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                          We have an official set of CP comments for that class of help request. These are used as links for the answers. One I would appreciate on this hoped-for list: You cannot use your smartphone to write proper code - it cannot make up for you being stupid.

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Didn't work.

                            Error 1 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                            Error 2 ; expected d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
                            Error 3 The name 'you' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 17 GeneralTesting
                            Error 4 The name 'developer' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 196 24 GeneralTesting
                            Error 5 The type or namespace name 'write' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 1 GeneralTesting
                            Error 6 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                            Error 7 The name 'code' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 198 12 GeneralTesting
                            Error 8 The type or namespace name 'consider' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 1 GeneralTesting
                            Error 9 Only assignment, call, increment, decrement, await, and new object expressions can be used as a statement d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting
                            Error 10 The name 'career' does not exist in the current context d:\Documents\AA Backed Up\My Projects\GeneralTesting\GeneralTesting\frmMain.cs 202 22 GeneralTesting

                            SND FXD CDZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            :laugh: :laugh:

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                              We have an official set of CP comments for that class of help request. These are used as links for the answers. One I would appreciate on this hoped-for list: You cannot use your smartphone to write proper code - it cannot make up for you being stupid.

                              Ravings en masse^

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                              Pom Pey3
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                              Trying turning your machine off and never turning it back on again.

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                              • Z ZurdoDev

                                I agree. Beginning developers should already know how to code. :rolleyes: :doh:

                                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing. Without that knowledge one is merely begging for the right words to "insert" into the existing code. Imagine your surgeons being trained like developers.

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                • M Midi_Mick

                                  The number of times I've want to post an answer like "Why don't you try a career in aged care rather than programming"...

                                  Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

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                                  Midi_Mick wrote:

                                  to post an answer like

                                  I got reported for being abusive because I told one person that they should box up their computer and take it back to the store and get a refund. Of course, that was only slightly better than the one guy that was asking how to do his final year project, him I told to go to the registrars office and see if he could get a refund on his college education because clearly he learned nothing there. Libs didn't like that one either.

                                  Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec Speed of stupid - instantaneous.

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                                    Midi_Mick wrote:

                                    to post an answer like

                                    I got reported for being abusive because I told one person that they should box up their computer and take it back to the store and get a refund. Of course, that was only slightly better than the one guy that was asking how to do his final year project, him I told to go to the registrars office and see if he could get a refund on his college education because clearly he learned nothing there. Libs didn't like that one either.

                                    Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec Speed of stupid - instantaneous.

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                                    Man, that's absolutely politically uncorrect! PS: I told the 2nd to an aquaintance of mine face to face. He ran off crying, then came back after a while - I snarked him again for being such a snowflake. He ran off again...

                                    CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "Go ahead, make my day"

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                                      At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing. Without that knowledge one is merely begging for the right words to "insert" into the existing code. Imagine your surgeons being trained like developers.

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                      Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                      At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing.

                                      I think some people come here brand new, they don't even have that yet. They still deserve respect and help.

                                      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                        Man, that's absolutely politically uncorrect! PS: I told the 2nd to an aquaintance of mine face to face. He ran off crying, then came back after a while - I snarked him again for being such a snowflake. He ran off again...

                                        CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "Go ahead, make my day"

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                                        den2k88 wrote:

                                        a snowflake

                                        Yeah some people can't handle reality. One guy posted some whining yesterday because he asked if some code he found would fulfill the requirements of his homework assignment. I told him to try himself, and that is all I said, and find out himself and he didn't like that. He wanted someone here to waste their time checking his homework assignment for him so he wouldn't have to. I guess "try it yourself" is insulting to a number of people.

                                        Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec Speed of stupid - instantaneous.

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                                        • Z ZurdoDev

                                          Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                          At least be able to look up syntax, read documentation, and some basics like looping, branching and testing.

                                          I think some people come here brand new, they don't even have that yet. They still deserve respect and help.

                                          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                          Respect, yes; but it would be quite the effort to convey all the beginning-concepts to someone who is writing the next FaceBook. It is also no longer "a question", but rather a "plea for help". The site focuses on questions, not on introducing concepts to people who never touched a computer.

                                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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