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  • L Lost User

    last time the world went to war, the Germans and Japanese lost (and a few allies were smacked down too). Next time the world goes to war, the world will loose. (Is that a draw then?)

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    I've always said that we (Catalans/Spaniards) are far from any interesting place so we are relatively safe... Nowadays we are not safe anywhere... Last week I read something like "this is the worst moment in humankind history as we have the power to destroy the world but not the capability to leave it". No idea who said that, but seems from Hawkins (or from Sheldon) but it looks mostly right... But let's be optimistic and hope war will not happen at least the next 200 years... I think this will be OK for most of the guys/girls here no way we will live that long drinking coffee and programming... :rolleyes:

    www.robotecnik.com[^] - robots, CNC and PLC programming

    https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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      I've always said that we (Catalans/Spaniards) are far from any interesting place so we are relatively safe... Nowadays we are not safe anywhere... Last week I read something like "this is the worst moment in humankind history as we have the power to destroy the world but not the capability to leave it". No idea who said that, but seems from Hawkins (or from Sheldon) but it looks mostly right... But let's be optimistic and hope war will not happen at least the next 200 years... I think this will be OK for most of the guys/girls here no way we will live that long drinking coffee and programming... :rolleyes:

      www.robotecnik.com[^] - robots, CNC and PLC programming

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      Lost User
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      Marvel at the APOD's posted by R. Giskard Reventlov, and realize how insignificant our existence really is. Dammit, now I don't feel like getting up tomorrow, what difference would it make?

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      • L Lost User

        The next world war is going to be interesting.

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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        Jeremy Falcon
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        Quote:

        I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

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          Quote:

          I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

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          I love pointing out how he is wrong - the third one is about economics, demographics and resources.

          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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          • L Lost User

            last time the world went to war, the Germans and Japanese lost (and a few allies were smacked down too). Next time the world goes to war, the world will loose. (Is that a draw then?)

            Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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            Lost User
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            Quote:

            the world will loose lose

            FTFY :)

            Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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            • L Lost User

              I love pointing out how he is wrong - the third one is about economics, demographics and resources.

              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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              As if not most wars would not have been abot those things in the end.

              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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              • L Lost User

                I love pointing out how he is wrong - the third one is about economics, demographics and resources.

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                While I do agree Einstein isn't correct in some areas, the more you come to understand him, the more you come to understand just how far ahead of his time he was. It's always easy looking back after humanity advanced somewhat to pick out things he's incorrect about... in a few hundred years we may be saying the same thing about Hawking or anyone else for that matter. However, the man was truly gifted intellectually and the world is a better place for his existence. Anyway, what you speak of is the reasons most wars are started, that and religion. But his quote refers to weapons. So it doesn't quite invalidate the quote, which is about him not fully aware of the weaponry that'll be used. Edit... and I say this as a person who does not agree with some of his ideologies surrounding war or relationships.

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                • B BillWoodruff

                  "Just finish your peas, dear ... and I won't" [^] When I was a kid the evil monkeys in "Oz" gave me the willies for months, but this thing ...

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                  Raibert describes Handle as an “experiment in combining wheels with legs, with a very dynamic system that is balancing itself all the time and has a lot of knowledge of how to throw its weight around.” He adds that using wheels is more efficient than legs, although there’s obviously a trade-off in terms of maneuvering over uneven ground. “This is the debut presentation of what I think will be a nightmare-inducing robot,” says Raibert:

                  :wtf:

                  «There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008

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                  Frae raebots and androids And long-leggedy automata And things tha' gae beep in the charging module, Good Lord, deliver us! ... Or deliver them to us! I could play with them for hours! Is there a flame-thrower attachment? Lasers?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • B BillWoodruff

                    "Just finish your peas, dear ... and I won't" [^] When I was a kid the evil monkeys in "Oz" gave me the willies for months, but this thing ...

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                    Raibert describes Handle as an “experiment in combining wheels with legs, with a very dynamic system that is balancing itself all the time and has a lot of knowledge of how to throw its weight around.” He adds that using wheels is more efficient than legs, although there’s obviously a trade-off in terms of maneuvering over uneven ground. “This is the debut presentation of what I think will be a nightmare-inducing robot,” says Raibert:

                    :wtf:

                    «There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008

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                    "Why?" is not something that should be asked in retrospect. Marc

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                    • L Lost User

                      The next world war is going to be interesting.

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                      Frank Alviani
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                      We won't have to wait long to find out...

                      'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
                      'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'

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                      • L Lost User

                        The next world war is going to be interesting.

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                        Lost User
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                        Too bad we (the humankind) won't be around to enjoy the view ;)

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                        • L Lost User

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                          the world will loose lose

                          FTFY :)

                          Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                          Johnny YYZ
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                          Cornelius Henning wrote:

                          the world will loose lose

                          Well, what would be left could only loosely be called "world", so I guess loose works too in this case! :)

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                          • L Lost User

                            The next world war is going to be interesting.

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                            Oh, I think "interesting" isn't even in the same ZIP code as this... Department of Defense Announces Successful Micro-Drone Demonstration[^] This is not some quaint little Chinese Curse. Think about who controls this now and dig into your thesaurus. How about: terrifying, horrifying, terror-inducing...

                            Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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                              Oh, I think "interesting" isn't even in the same ZIP code as this... Department of Defense Announces Successful Micro-Drone Demonstration[^] This is not some quaint little Chinese Curse. Think about who controls this now and dig into your thesaurus. How about: terrifying, horrifying, terror-inducing...

                              Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.

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                              ..and all Hollywood comes up with is sharks with lasers :|

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                              • L Lost User

                                ..and all Hollywood comes up with is sharks with lasers :|

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                                User 11319743
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                                Have any of you seen that original Star Trek that visited a planet where all wars were done by simulation. The simulation decided who got killed in the war. The unlucky ones were march off to killing chambers. Leaves the planet intact, reduces the population of both sides, etc.

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                                  Have any of you seen that original Star Trek that visited a planet where all wars were done by simulation. The simulation decided who got killed in the war. The unlucky ones were march off to killing chambers. Leaves the planet intact, reduces the population of both sides, etc.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Haven't seen it, but going to Google after work - the episode sounds like a real bummer for Darwin.

                                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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