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Most Indian posts I've seen start with "Dear sirs," that's certainly not the kind of etiquette you'll see in the lounge! :laugh:
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Most Indian posts I've seen start with "Dear sirs," that's certainly not the kind of etiquette you'll see in the lounge!
Here's how I see it typically pan out.
Lounge-Indian : Dear sirs, could someone revert back to me and do the needful regarding this 101-level C# programming task that I am being paid for in my day job? Lounge-Brit : (makes sarcastic response punning on arbitrary words from above response) Lounge-American : F you, you took our jobs. Lounge-Indian : How can you say that to me? How can you slap? Lounge-Brit : (makes another joke only other Brits would find remotely funny about the American, hinting at his being a Trump supporter) Lounge-American : F you (to the Brit), you all have horrible teeth. Lounge-Indian : (resigns and decides to post in the GIT regarding Prime Minister's Modi's demonetization scheme)
Such a lovely place :-)
Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Most Indian posts I've seen start with "Dear sirs," that's certainly not the kind of etiquette you'll see in the lounge!
Here's how I see it typically pan out.
Lounge-Indian : Dear sirs, could someone revert back to me and do the needful regarding this 101-level C# programming task that I am being paid for in my day job? Lounge-Brit : (makes sarcastic response punning on arbitrary words from above response) Lounge-American : F you, you took our jobs. Lounge-Indian : How can you say that to me? How can you slap? Lounge-Brit : (makes another joke only other Brits would find remotely funny about the American, hinting at his being a Trump supporter) Lounge-American : F you (to the Brit), you all have horrible teeth. Lounge-Indian : (resigns and decides to post in the GIT regarding Prime Minister's Modi's demonetization scheme)
Such a lovely place :-)
Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com
That's the best breakdown of the Lounge I've ever seen :thumbsup: :laugh:
Best, Sander arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript SQL Server for C# Developers Succinctly Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
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:confused: Don't Strines speak (a dialect of) English? (Or at least of Cockney :))
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Mick - I'll leave this ignorant buffoon to your delicate administrations. Crikey.
cheers Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote:
Because those two forums were specifically requested years ago.
I want a Strine forum.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Yeah, well, now that the Bad Word filter has been upgraded it's a possibility.
cheers Chris Maunder
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Most interestingly, today its main purpose is for people who moved from India to other countries to stay in touch with the happenings there. The active participants are all non-Indian citizens/residents. :)
Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com
Sounds as good a reason for the forum as any.
This space for rent
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Yeah, well, now that the Bad Word filter has been upgraded it's a possibility.
cheers Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote:
Yeah, well, now that the Bad Word filter has been upgraded it's a possibility.
Didn't we play this game a few months back and I broke it again without trying anything sneaky?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Chris Maunder wrote:
Yeah, well, now that the Bad Word filter has been upgraded it's a possibility.
Didn't we play this game a few months back and I broke it again without trying anything sneaky?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Yeah - but I fixed that almost immediately. Aren't you paying attention?
cheers Chris Maunder
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Yeah - but I fixed that almost immediately. Aren't you paying attention?
cheers Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote:
Yeah - but I fixed that almost immediately. Aren't you paying attention?
I noticed you didn't reply to any of my taunting at the time.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Chris Maunder wrote:
Yeah - but I fixed that almost immediately. Aren't you paying attention?
I noticed you didn't reply to any of my taunting at the time.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
You not noticing I neutered your swearing, me not replying to your taunting. Mate: we have a major communication problem. We should see someone about this.
cheers Chris Maunder
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Most interestingly, today its main purpose is for people who moved from India to other countries to stay in touch with the happenings there. The active participants are all non-Indian citizens/residents. :)
Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com
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:confused: Don't Strines speak (a dialect of) English? (Or at least of Cockney :))
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
Don't Strines speak (a dialect of) English?
We'd much rather you didn't tell anyone that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Most Indian posts I've seen start with "Dear sirs," that's certainly not the kind of etiquette you'll see in the lounge!
Here's how I see it typically pan out.
Lounge-Indian : Dear sirs, could someone revert back to me and do the needful regarding this 101-level C# programming task that I am being paid for in my day job? Lounge-Brit : (makes sarcastic response punning on arbitrary words from above response) Lounge-American : F you, you took our jobs. Lounge-Indian : How can you say that to me? How can you slap? Lounge-Brit : (makes another joke only other Brits would find remotely funny about the American, hinting at his being a Trump supporter) Lounge-American : F you (to the Brit), you all have horrible teeth. Lounge-Indian : (resigns and decides to post in the GIT regarding Prime Minister's Modi's demonetization scheme)
Such a lovely place :-)
Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com
With analysis skills like that, you should be promoted to senior architect.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was personally rather disappointed at the lack of cricket discussion there during the England India series.
Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com
Yeah partly my fault, my current domestic situation means I haven't watched much cricket and wasn't really following it. I think the first test I only checked the result when the second test started. You should have roasted me and tagged me in a post to get the discussion started.
