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  • S snorkie

    My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee and are now drinking Folgers. I can't taste much of a difference between the two and its free! Personally I would rather be hooked on the cheap stuff anyway!

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    Slacker007
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    Just remember, Folgers was around way before Starbucks. With that said, Folgers sucks. I prefer some of the stronger coffees, not much of stickler on brand names, as long as it has medium to bold flavor.

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      Starbucks coffee

      Oxymoron ;P I kind of like Starbucks, unlike most of italians, but I can usually spot the differences between coffees. Starbucks has the advantage of using ludicrous amount of milk and sweet creams so that every fallacy in the coffee is drown - in fact it doesn't even need to be sugared to be drank comfortably. With real espresso or moka coffee you end up feeling the differences much more markedly, even between different bars that use the same coffee (temperature, grounduing and set pressure of the machine change a lot).

      * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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      Mark_Wallace
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      I used to love the smell of cafes, while I was in Italy -- except in the early morning, when they smell like fifty flavours of after-shave.

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        I used to love the smell of cafes, while I was in Italy -- except in the early morning, when they smell like fifty flavours of after-shave.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        The coffee aisle in the grocery store is my favorite one. It smell way better than it tastes!

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        • S snorkie

          My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee and are now drinking Folgers. I can't taste much of a difference between the two and its free! Personally I would rather be hooked on the cheap stuff anyway!

          Hogan

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          CPallini
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          I usually can taste the difference (I am talking about espresso, of course), but, at the end, what I really need is the caffeine.

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            The coffee aisle in the grocery store is my favorite one. It smell way better than it tastes!

            Hogan

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            Mark_Wallace
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            That's spot on! You can get beans that smell absolutely incredible, enough to make your eyes tremble, but then the drink tastes like nothing at all!

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              I usually can taste the difference (I am talking about espresso, of course), but, at the end, what I really need is the caffeine.

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              snorkie
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              I agree. I started because its free caffeine at the office!

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                I used to love the smell of cafes, while I was in Italy -- except in the early morning, when they smell like fifty flavours of after-shave.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Cafè + early morning + Italy = one Hell of a crowd of groggy-looking people wolfing down pastries and coffee with barely a trace of dignity. That arrives some minutes later.

                * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                • S snorkie

                  My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee and are now drinking Folgers. I can't taste much of a difference between the two and its free! Personally I would rather be hooked on the cheap stuff anyway!

                  Hogan

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                  Ron Anders
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                  The best part of waking up is folgers in your cup. - I think I'll get a refill. :-D

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                  • S snorkie

                    The coffee aisle in the grocery store is my favorite one. It smell way better than it tastes!

                    Hogan

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    When I was a kid, you still had shops that roasted and ground their own coffee in most towns. (This was before "instant coffee" really took hold in the UK.) The smell when you walked in was superb!

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                      Cafè + early morning + Italy = one Hell of a crowd of groggy-looking people wolfing down pastries and coffee with barely a trace of dignity. That arrives some minutes later.

                      * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      God, but I miss bomboloni breakfasts!

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • S snorkie

                        My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee and are now drinking Folgers. I can't taste much of a difference between the two and its free! Personally I would rather be hooked on the cheap stuff anyway!

                        Hogan

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                        Maximilien
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                        Coffee is mostly coffee. Am I not a coffee snob. Most of the time, I buy regular vacuum sealed coffee (cimo, Illy...) from the supermarket for the office espresso machine. I also buy, when I go to a coffee shop, 3rd wave coffee (Anchored, Metropolis, Parallel...) for said office espresso machine. Is there a difference, yes; but like in most things like this, it is subtle, especially if you add sugar and/or milk. I assume Both your Starbucks and Folgers are generic ground coffee; and will taste like it; GF bought a keurig thing and the coffee is just OK drip coffee.

                        I'd rather be phishing!

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                        • S snorkie

                          My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee and are now drinking Folgers. I can't taste much of a difference between the two and its free! Personally I would rather be hooked on the cheap stuff anyway!

                          Hogan

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                          I do enjoy coffee but not really a coffee snob. I always find the people who are coffee snobs are also the people who, when discussing steak, can't have it anything but rare\blue and can't simply say "I like it rare" but instead have to have a soliloquy of analogy; "If the stake has been more than pushed passed a candle on a roller-skate then I'm sending it back...there is no point in eating any steak that couldn't be revived by a good vet. You've ruined it unless it's only been heated by a 40W lightbulb swung from a cat's tail....." "I'll have mine medium, thanks."

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                            snorkie wrote:

                            My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee

                            Seriously? Expensive overpaid 'coffee'.

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                            We don't have Starbucks (well, actually we have only one, fairly recent) in Italy and to tell you the truth, it would be useless here. We have hundreds of cafès and if someone is on the move he will take a coffee directly at the counter (very common) in less than two minutes instead of taking away. It usually costs around 1€ that way, and pastries too, so it's cheap. While I'm in London though Starbucks is a blessing: London requires an awful lot of walking and while being slightly warmer than the parts of Italy I come from it's also freaking windy and damp. Being able to keep on moving while holding a moderately sized cup of hot coffee is a real blessing from the skies - most of the time I'm not even interested in the coffee itself but anything warm would do. The usual italian way doesn't help as much since the coffee is extremely shorter and the few minutes in the heated cafè are never enough. Also the cities are smaller and more cramped so there is less to walk.

                            * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                              Not a fan of starbucks, or its fanboi following. Anyone who orders a "latte macchiato" obviously doesn't know anything about either coffee or the Italian language.

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                              I go straight for the "caramel latte" or "mocha". Espresso in the UK (the only place I visited enough to feel at ease when I'm there) is usually terrible so there's no point in taking it therefore I go straight for the "exotic" stuff. And latte macchiato actually exists now in Italy, it's a large glass of warm milk with just a tint of coffee in it - basically what in Starbucks passes for regular coffee. It's one of the least ordered things but it does exist.

                              * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                                God, but I miss bomboloni breakfasts!

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                And I elephanting need to stop those before I become an elephanting pachyderm myself. Starbucks pastries are very good (but expensive) - I'm hooked on cinnamon buns.

                                * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                                  I go straight for the "caramel latte" or "mocha". Espresso in the UK (the only place I visited enough to feel at ease when I'm there) is usually terrible so there's no point in taking it therefore I go straight for the "exotic" stuff. And latte macchiato actually exists now in Italy, it's a large glass of warm milk with just a tint of coffee in it - basically what in Starbucks passes for regular coffee. It's one of the least ordered things but it does exist.

                                  * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                                  den2k88 wrote:

                                  Espresso in the UK (the only place I visited enough to feel at ease when I'm there) is usually terrible so there's no point in taking it

                                  You've got that right. One of the items on my "plus" list for not living in the UK is the espresso.

                                  den2k88 wrote:

                                  it's a large glass of warm milk with just a tint of coffee in it

                                  So it's a macchiato rovescio? At least that makes more sense -- "milky coffee tainted with milk" doesn't.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee and are now drinking Folgers. I can't taste much of a difference between the two and its free! Personally I would rather be hooked on the cheap stuff anyway!

                                    Hogan

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                                    Bryian Tan
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                                    Go find an empty Starbucks coffee container and dump the Folgers coffee in it.

                                    Bryian Tan

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                                      Go find an empty Starbucks coffee container and dump the Folgers coffee in it.

                                      Bryian Tan

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                                      snorkie
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                                      While the snobs would be able to tell the difference, it would be entertaining to hear them complain, or enlightening if they didn't!

                                      Hogan

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                                      • S snorkie

                                        My coworkers were complaining because we ran out of Starbucks coffee and are now drinking Folgers. I can't taste much of a difference between the two and its free! Personally I would rather be hooked on the cheap stuff anyway!

                                        Hogan

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                                        I were a President, I would twatter: Starbucks So-Called "Coffee" :suss:

                                        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                          den2k88 wrote:

                                          Espresso in the UK (the only place I visited enough to feel at ease when I'm there) is usually terrible so there's no point in taking it

                                          You've got that right. One of the items on my "plus" list for not living in the UK is the espresso.

                                          den2k88 wrote:

                                          it's a large glass of warm milk with just a tint of coffee in it

                                          So it's a macchiato rovescio? At least that makes more sense -- "milky coffee tainted with milk" doesn't.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Mark_Wallace wrote:

                                          So it's a macchiato rovescio?

                                          More like an oversixed cappuccino with an undersized espresso as the coffee base. Usually it's only referred as "latte", so if you actually wish to drink simple plain milk you should specify "latte bianco" else they will drop coffee in (and my girlfriend hates it since she doesn't drink coffee). When someone says that he/she doesn't drink coffee it's looked strangely upon, like some sort of disease, even worst that beeing a teetotaler! My girlfirend doesn't like alcohol nor coffee and she's basically considered a freak :D BTW, I took an espresso at Radisson hotel in London, all extra-luxury and 4£ for a coffee. It tasted like s**t. Worst experience ever. I needed to stay awake for other 14 hours and it was 9:30 pm, so I coughed the dough anyway. Never again.

                                          * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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