Thought of the day

OriginalGriff

Do cows go to the moovies?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Mark_Wallace

You deserve a pat on the head, for that one.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Lost User

What's a cow orker to do at this time of the year?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

megaadam

Woold sheep go to baars?

... such stuff as dreams are made on

Daniel Pfeffer

Of course they do; haven't you seen all the movie-goers who stand in line chewing their cud?

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

Daniel Pfeffer

The rams always get thrown out for starting fights; they keep telling patrons to butt out.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

Lost User

They do? Must be a good place for a steak out.

Sin tack the any key okay

Tipton Tyler

Their really milking this one

Ravi Bhavnani

I figured ewe would day that. /ravi

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MacSpudster

Yet another udderly ridiculous post!

W Balboos GHB

Haven't you herd? To pun is human - to forgive? Bovine.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

BillWoodruff

No, they stopped going after too many udder disasters.

«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal