Thought of the day
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You deserve a pat on the head, for that one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
What's a cow orker to do at this time of the year?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Of course they do; haven't you seen all the movie-goers who stand in line chewing their cud?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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The rams always get thrown out for starting fights; they keep telling patrons to butt out.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Their really milking this one
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The rams always get thrown out for starting fights; they keep telling patrons to butt out.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
I figured ewe would day that. /ravi
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Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Yet another udderly ridiculous post!
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Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Haven't you herd? To pun is human - to forgive? Bovine.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
No, they stopped going after too many udder disasters.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
