Just when you thought Agile couldn't get more 'faddy'..
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Do not know how with others, but we used to walk on the floor of the meeting room... No way I lay down on that dirt!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Since when are daily plank meetings[^] something new?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
He probably got inspiration from the fact that everyone says he's as thick as two short planks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
If this were co-ed and some minor modifications were made to the activities whilst not speaking, I might buy into this bupkis mit keduchas[^] - which is possibly the next step for the cult. If you follow link, read the 'usage notes'.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
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If this were co-ed and some minor modifications were made to the activities whilst not speaking, I might buy into this bupkis mit keduchas[^] - which is possibly the next step for the cult. If you follow link, read the 'usage notes'.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
If this were co-ed ...
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring. :laugh:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
Lopatir wrote:
I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety
And ask for one like this: [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
daily status update: "I accomplished nothing during the 7 hours after our lie down yesterday because I was too consumed thinking 'Holy elephant my back elephanting hurts' to concentrate on anything else. There were minor glimmers of recovery this morning, but the first part of this cluster elephant has already resulted in a >200% regression from the starting situation. I predict the only thing I'll do during the next 24 hours is to fill out a disability application from home." :doh:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Since when are daily plank meetings[^] something new?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.Agile Fanatics dealing with a doubter? I've seen this in the workplace before.. :laugh: [More Agile Doubters here..^](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Wx230gYJw) (well, it is Monday) :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
If this were co-ed ...
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring. :laugh:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring
:thumbsup: Oh yes! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
Lopatir wrote:
I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings
You're supposed to be standing in the stand-ups (although we do have one or two people in our team who sit down at the stand-ups). Can you still call it a stand-up if you're doing a hand-stand? I've just had a great idea for the next fad.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
If this were co-ed ...
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring. :laugh:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring.
I'll have no choice in the future but to quote you on that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lopatir wrote:
I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety
And ask for one like this: [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
All it needs is some back-lit coloured panels and a few buttons that just go beep, and I'll be well on my way to building myself the bridge of the Enterprise!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
The stupidest thing is I saw this yesterday on LinkedIn when there were literally thousands of people commenting on what a great idea this is.. probably managers/coaches/HR types, so expect this in your office soon! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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The stupidest thing is I saw this yesterday on LinkedIn when there were literally thousands of people commenting on what a great idea this is.. probably managers/coaches/HR types, so expect this in your office soon! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
-
[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Have you seen any of your coworkers? A few planks wouldn't hurt.
Software Zen:
delete this; -
Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
:facepalm:
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Have you seen any of your coworkers? A few planks wouldn't hurt.
Software Zen:
delete this;
