Just when you thought Agile couldn't get more 'faddy'..
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
If this were co-ed ...
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring. :laugh:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring
:thumbsup: Oh yes! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
Lopatir wrote:
I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings
You're supposed to be standing in the stand-ups (although we do have one or two people in our team who sit down at the stand-ups). Can you still call it a stand-up if you're doing a hand-stand? I've just had a great idea for the next fad.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
If this were co-ed ...
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring. :laugh:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
The general problem with Agile is that it is more focused on getting to the next base than on scoring.
I'll have no choice in the future but to quote you on that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lopatir wrote:
I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety
And ask for one like this: [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
All it needs is some back-lit coloured panels and a few buttons that just go beep, and I'll be well on my way to building myself the bridge of the Enterprise!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
The stupidest thing is I saw this yesterday on LinkedIn when there were literally thousands of people commenting on what a great idea this is.. probably managers/coaches/HR types, so expect this in your office soon! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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The stupidest thing is I saw this yesterday on LinkedIn when there were literally thousands of people commenting on what a great idea this is.. probably managers/coaches/HR types, so expect this in your office soon! :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Have you seen any of your coworkers? A few planks wouldn't hurt.
Software Zen:
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Agile sucks - luckily it's now heading into it's death throes but plank meetings ... a really good idea, I've almost fallen off my seat in too many meetings, maybe I'll forward this to health & safety. ... then again it's harder to drink coffee when lying down, and that really helps me sleep.
Sin tack the any key okay
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[Daily plank meeting – William Liu – Medium](https://medium.com/@william.liu/daily-plank-meeting-732456e6f7b1) Next up, Agile smoothies.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
:facepalm:
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Have you seen any of your coworkers? A few planks wouldn't hurt.
Software Zen:
delete this;
