To marry a second time...
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Well, you could have asked her to introduce you to someone... :D
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
it's obviously too late for my solution to all those problems: you can't get married a second time as long as you avoid the first time like the plague.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
That is one of those questions that, regardless of the answer, you end up swimming in it. Your best option is to run away, very fast.
Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Not even planning to marry a first time, sounds awful :D Now, to find a girl who doesn't want to marry... :sigh:
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
[Stupid Jokes - Would You Remarry?](http://mistupid.com/jokes/page074.htm)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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[Stupid Jokes - Would You Remarry?](http://mistupid.com/jokes/page074.htm)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Quote:
"Don't you like being married?" asked the wife.
The malice! To fail us!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"Well, I've always fancied your sister..."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
