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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?

      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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      Daniel Pfeffer
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      Well, you could have asked her to introduce you to someone... :D

      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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      • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

        We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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        Lost User
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        it's obviously too late for my solution to all those problems: you can't get married a second time as long as you avoid the first time like the plague.

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

          We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?

          Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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          Midi_Mick
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          That is one of those questions that, regardless of the answer, you end up swimming in it. Your best option is to run away, very fast.

          Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.

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          • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

            We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?

            Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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            Sander Rossel
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            Not even planning to marry a first time, sounds awful :D Now, to find a girl who doesn't want to marry... :sigh:

            Best, Sander arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript SQL Server for C# Developers Succinctly Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

              We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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              Daniel Pfeffer
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              [Stupid Jokes - Would You Remarry?](http://mistupid.com/jokes/page074.htm)

              If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                [Stupid Jokes - Would You Remarry?](http://mistupid.com/jokes/page074.htm)

                If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                Quote:

                "Don't you like being married?" asked the wife.

                The malice! To fail us!!!

                Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                  We have meet someone of 42 who going to marry a second time (after he widowed a year ago) and my wife asked if I would do the same in case she dies... I asked: Do you have any plans? Now I'm sleeping on the sofa, so obviously the answer was wrong... Do you have any?

                  Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  "Well, I've always fancied your sister..."

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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